Sidecar Racing

[Kickaha]

What would you know about changing those tyres? They were last replaced when you were about twelve.

Rear was replaced a lot more recently than that, it's had two in the last decade, front and side were still the same though

I swapped the master cylinders inboard as they probably cost more than I payed for the chassis, and I dont want to rip them off going around the outside of scrivy at turn 1 at hampsters.

Should have just got some $28 m/c from a brake place, Goober proved on his old bike expensive shit didn't work any better

I need a steering dampner, I have the arms of an 8 year old girl.

Get rid of it and get a 10 year old girl to ride it, they'd probably be faster anyway

1 rim is no good to you, you may as well give it to me (lets call it rent for sleeping in my van) And I believe they are 3 piece Halliday rims, and Warrick is right, they are a prick to change tyres on until you get your missus with the reacharound fisting action to help.

No good to you either, centre and offset are way different, the wheels could be fixed by buying anohter rim half with a proper well

Well the new owner is going to get a surprise if he ever checks the cam timing...lol.
Kick may share the excitement of the first run after they were done....

Different motor, we swapped it out for one that was even more modified, they both went pretty well though

You could see all that from the blurry pics??

I spent a couple of seasons on it and rode it a few times so even with the incredibly shit photography the differences are easy to spot

You better Give Karl (krackers) passenger of #77 a big hug

Fuck that'd be funny, they're both about the same size

[scrivy]

I swapped the master cylinders inboard as they probably cost more than I payed for the chassis, and I dont want to rip them off going around the outside of scrivy at turn 1 at hampsters.
Choice bro!! Now you've put them inboard, I'll come up from behind and mount your deck - done it before!!! Down front straight at Puke, eh Bob!!
The motor has righthand side gear shaft (actually it goes both ways). Sounds like Darren Pate!!

I need a steering dampner, I have the arms of an 8 year old girl. Bob reckons the balls too...


Legend Andrew Scrivener might know a little bit about it, I think it used to belong to him at some stage. Never seen it before......
It was slow then, and it'll be even slower now...........



1 rim is no good to you, you may as well give it to me (lets call it rent for sleeping in my van) Who's van?? And I believe they are 3 piece Halliday rims, and Warrick is right, they are a prick to change tyres on until you get your missus with the reacharound fisting action to help.

You get a fisting from your missus???

[scrivy]

Rear was replaced a lot more recently than that, it's had two in the last decade, front and rear were still the same though
You trying to confuse us??? Rear was replaced - but is still the same??? You fucken mainlanders crack me up!!!

Fuck that'd be funny, they're both about the same size

What???? Height, guts, fingers, sidecar size, penis length??
Do you think we've got ESP???

[sidecar bob]

You get a fisting from your missus???

We discovered yesterday that Tina has very small hands. She was the only one that could get her hand through the centre hole to put the nuts on the rim.
Then some clever electrician that was watching, suggested it would have been easier if the wheel was up on wooden blocks.

[bucket boy]

. The frame needed to be modified to clear the carbs, and the front oil line.and weld up all the cracks around the frame,weld in new bits to hang on to and weld up where it looked like termites had started eating steal.

Sounds like a lot of work.

[Kickaha]

What???? Height, guts, fingers, sidecar size, penis length??
Do you think we've got ESP???

I meant front and side fuckya

[scrivy]

We discovered yesterday that Tina has very small hands. She was the only one that could get her hand through the centre hole to put the nuts on the rim. Are Gordys nuts metric or BSF???
Then some clever electrician that was watching, suggested it would have been easier if the wheel was up on wooden blocks.

You dumb ass!!! You watched me doing the exact same thing 6 weeks ago at your workshop....... on 20 ltr polypails so it was up nice and high.....

[scrivy]

I meant front and side fuckya

One to Scrivy, none to Kick

[scrivy]

and weld up where it looked like termites had started eating steel.

Kick said he'd ridden it and swung on it. Sure Kick hadn't eaten bits of it?? He's a fat fucker.............. Heard he sticks anything in his mouth........

[Kickaha]

Heard he sticks anything in his mouth........

Nothing of yours or Bobs or Daves or anyone else of you gay cunts

[scrivy]

Nothing of yours or Bobs or Daves

Ok, just proves we're not bent, but also leaves about 2 million other men in NZ!!! You bent bastard!!!

Scrivy 2, Kick 0

[Kickaha]

Ok, just proves we're not bent, but also leaves about 2 million other men in NZ!!! You bent bastard!!!

Scrivy 2, Kick 0

Comprehension is not your strong point is it

[jellywrestler]

Ok, just proves we're not bent, but also leaves about 2 million other men in NZ!!! You bent bastard!!!

Scrivy 2, Kick 0

i reckon Kick would be the chicken and scrivy would be the rooster...

[scrivy]

i reckon Kick would be the chicken and scrivy would be the rooster...

You got it in one (sort of) Kick is a chicken..... and I am a rooster (although not a big cock!!!!)

[sidecar bob]

Had a call from Burt tonight. The passenger he had lined up for Cemetary Circiut has other engagments (on a different sidecar) so burt is looking for a passenger, hopefully with prior Cem Circ experience.
P.M me if avaliable & I will give you Burts contact details.
He is a steady & safe competitor that dosent ride like a fuckwit.