Sidecar Racing

**nodrog:Me** · 22nd December 2015, 06:31

Originally Posted by Grumph

Fell off on his own Nivea cream ?

maybe he didn't wash his hands after applying and slipped off the bars?

Originally Posted by Drew

Does he ride a solo the same as he tried to ride a sidecar?

I did mention that to him and he was shocked, shocked at the fact it had taken this long for somebody to start taking the piss.

**Drew** · 22nd December 2015, 06:50

Originally Posted by nodrog

I did mention that to him and he was shocked, shocked at the fact it had taken this long for somebody to start taking the piss.

Ya wanna make sure someone is coming right before cracking wise. At least, I try to.

**Shaun Harris** · 22nd December 2015, 07:04

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

It's not as stupid as it sounds.
After many years swinging for scrivy, I thought I'd get a classic solo to fill in the day at the track.
On my first ever flying lap of Manfield (I did race solos there in the '80's) I came towards turn one & started panicking about how late we were braking. Suddenly I realised it was my job today.
It sounds retarded, but it was a very real thing.

Dude, that is retarded

**Drew** · 22nd December 2015, 07:21

Originally Posted by Shaun Harris

Dude, that is retarded

I'm supposed to give a bike a shake down for Chop at some point. I fucken hope I don't forget to ignore my braking markers from riding the chair.

**sidecar bob** · 22nd December 2015, 07:47

Originally Posted by Shaun Harris

Dude, that is retarded

Do you want to be the pot or the kettle bro?

**sidecar bob** · 22nd December 2015, 07:48

Originally Posted by Drew

I'm supposed to give a bike a shake down for Chop at some point. I fucken hope I don't forget to ignore my braking markers from riding the chair.

You will be fine, because you aren't awesome enough to be a swinger, so remembering the brakes wont be a problem.

**Shaun Harris** · 22nd December 2015, 08:02

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Do you want to be the pot or the kettle bro?

Either or man, it is a proven with me any way

**Shaun Harris** · 22nd December 2015, 08:03

Originally Posted by Drew

I'm supposed to give a bike a shake down for Chop at some point. I fucken hope I don't forget to ignore my braking markers from riding the chair.

is chop on drugs these days man?

**scrivy** · 22nd December 2015, 09:56

Originally Posted by nodrog

maybe he didn't wash his hands after applying and slipped off the bars?
I did mention that to him and he was shocked, shocked at the fact it had taken this long for somebody to start taking the piss.

Was he perving at his complexion in the mirror and missed the corner???

**scrivy** · 22nd December 2015, 09:56

Originally Posted by nodrog

I did mention that to him and he was shocked, shocked at the fact it had taken this long for somebody to start taking the piss.

He saw a cute sheep on the side of the road????

**scrivy** · 22nd December 2015, 10:11

Originally Posted by nodrog

I did mention that to him and he was shocked, shocked at the fact it had taken this long for somebody to start taking the piss.

Maybe he was sitting on the tank doing a rolling burnout to impress a few sexy skanks on the side of the road, when he accidentally rested his feet on the front mudguard, which caused the bike to tip over........

I heard some muppet did that before.......