not looking flash at all
http://www.metservice.com/national/m...forecast-7-day
I must think too abstractly. I made the leap that he had condoms. Wets=raincoat=condoms.
Since when it rains, you're better off to drag the missus into the back of the van and have some fun, rather than getting dirty hands changing wheels that takes all fuckin day and you'll miss the race anyway.
I like the way you think Drew........
I mean, why spend all your time working on your sidecar sweating, getting dirty hands, crap in your mouth, sore knees, sore neck, and feeling spent...... er... hang on a minute..... sounds like being in the sack anyway.... as you were....
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Mo was always good at little things like being able to change wheels easily....
It looks like you'll be following in the tradition of stylish rain wear on that chair...I remember Vince and Dave wearing black rubish bags...
Don't forget to visit an op shop before you leave - secondhand 3 piece suits worn with a nice hat were the team uniform.
Vans
"drag the missus into the back of the van and have some fun"
"sweating, getting dirty hands, crap in your mouth, sore knees, sore neck, and feeling spent"
I think it best, some terms be set, so all parties are clear.
For any parties requiring the usage of our van, please ensure that all possible steps are taken to avoid injury and/or damage self or said van.
The following terms include, but are not limited to;
Climbing and/or hanging from the interior fixtures and fittings of the van is DANGEROUS all safety precautions must be followed.
No pets, to be allowed on or near the van during activities.
Undergoing sexual intercourse with fat girls, is dangerous. You should only try this if you are an expert in the field, or if you are desperate to bust "a Fun Ball."
Fun Balls may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. They contain a liquid core, which, if exposed, touched, and/or licked/flicked they are prone to rupture. *
If Fun Balls begin to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover hair.*
Discontinue use of Fun Balls if any itching occurs
Caution: Experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.
If you attempt the Dirty Sanchez, the shit may burn her lip. Use extreme caution. *
In the event that a blower stops working; The blower has a reset button, try flicking this. If the blower does not restart exit the van immediately.
*If van is left in a dirty condition then the person/s partaking in these activities will incur a cleaning surcharge
No body move... I dropped my brain
bahahahahahahaha, I wanna sleep in that van for sure! we prob need 2 vans, one for me n mrs and one for the swinger cause er.. he doesn't know how to work a video camera so no point having him around in our van.
working on sleeping bags at the moment.. my parents were gonna bring some from tga but now it looks like they are only gonna come watch for one day not all 3 so that won't work. might be able to take some as carry on luggage from here? not sure if they are too bulky
haha really? shit bit tight on funds to even visit an op shop.. next time will have to remeber it. I never get the chance to wear a suit
guts! nah ours is sweet
haha i meant in the bedroom but err..
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