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    Talking naughty nature...

    Once upon a time in the deepest, darkest reaches of Africa
    there was an illegitimate birth to the daughter of the
    Tribe's Chief. The local missionary priest was summoned
    into the Chief's hut where he found the Chief furiously
    pointing at a new white baby, and demanding an explanation
    from the missionary.
    Flustered, the missionary said "Chief, there are many
    unexplained mysteries in nature." But he could think of
    little more to offer until he looked out the window and
    saw a flock of sheep.
    "For example," he began again thinking frantically, "take
    a look at that flock of sheep over there. You'll notice
    that all of them are white with the exception of one black
    one..". Suddenly, the Chief jumped up and said, "All right,
    all right. I won't say any more about the kid if you'll
    forget about the sheep!"
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    You'd like this, then...
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    Talking hehehe

    and you would be right and s twisted as me....now i wonder what ere you doing with a piccy like that???
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    and this.....
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    Once upon a time in the deepest, darkest reaches of Africa
    there was an illegitimate birth to the daughter of the
    Tribe's Chief. The local missionary priest was summoned
    into the Chief's hut where he found the Chief furiously
    pointing at a new white baby, and demanding an explanation
    from the missionary.
    Flustered, the missionary said "Chief, there are many
    unexplained mysteries in nature." But he could think of
    little more to offer until he looked out the window and
    saw a flock of sheep.
    "For example," he began again thinking frantically, "take
    a look at that flock of sheep over there. You'll notice
    that all of them are white with the exception of one black
    one..". Suddenly, the Chief jumped up and said, "All right,
    all right. I won't say any more about the kid if you'll
    forget about the sheep!"
    oh that's just RUDE
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    Cool oh my....

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    and this.....
    damn now all the women will be going there for their holidays and not coming back lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    damn now all the women will be going there for their holidays and not coming back lol
    coming - yes... back... errr... maybe not...
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    damn now all the women will be going there for their holidays and not coming back lol
    Damn - I meant to delete the photo. Now you all know what I look like.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    eek hehehehe

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Damn - I meant to delete the photo. Now you all know what I look like.
    damd you would need an extra big seat on ya bike then...... scary!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Damn - I meant to delete the photo. Now you all know what I look like.
    oh so YOU'RE the road painter guy...

    ... dip the end in the paint, walk 10 paces, lift, walk 20 paces...

    ... aaaaaand repeat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    damd you would need an extra big seat on ya bike then...... scary!!
    Nah - I just wrap it around for a scarf.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    oh so YOU'RE the road painter guy...

    ... dip the end in the paint, walk 10 paces, lift, walk 20 paces...

    ... aaaaaand repeat...
    Sprung. Again.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Sprung. Again.
    yeah - I get asked to do the solid yellow lines... ooo the gravel rash!

    I dream of doing the dashed lines
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    Red face my..my..

    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    yeah - I get asked to do the solid yellow lines... ooo the gravel rash!

    I dream of doing the dashed lines
    sorry but then you get gravel rash on ya thighs, beer belly and ya head!
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