Some super stuff here to cope with modern living

**schrodingers cat** · 16th July 2012, 19:39

http://www.firstworldliving.com/category/new/

A bullshit button, a gentlemans ball scratcher, sunstaches -what more could a fella want?

Peruse and enjoy!

**bogan** · 16th July 2012, 19:48

USB charging AA battery, that is actually a fantastic idea!

**Oakie** · 16th July 2012, 20:22

Originally Posted by schrodingers cat

http://www.firstworldliving.com/category/new/

A bullshit button, a gentlemans ball scratcher, sunstaches -what more could a fella want?

Peruse and enjoy!

WOW. Did you notice the 'Schrodingers Decision Maker' in the pop up advert thing at the top of the page?

That's just some wonderful shit in there ... and I hate to admit, I have one of those products in our spaere room.

**Oakie** · 16th July 2012, 20:24

Originally Posted by bogan

USB charging AA battery, that is actually a fantastic idea!

I've not laughed so much in ages but yes, there really are some bloody good ideas in there.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 16th July 2012, 21:09

Some beauties for sure.

**Berries** · 16th July 2012, 21:44

Bacon flavoured vodka?

Nobel prize right there. Fucking genius.

**Brian d marge** · 16th July 2012, 21:59

will buy the binoculars for "special " events

Stephen

**mashman** · 16th July 2012, 22:04

I wouldn't mind the First World Apocalypse shelter. Lunch bug sandwich bags for the kids. aaaaand I'll take the xtensor game hand exerciser for the wife.

**SMOKEU** · 16th July 2012, 23:36

Where's the machine that chops up your ounce and rolls the perfect joint, all by itself?

**schrodingers cat** · 17th July 2012, 18:31

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Where's the machine that chops up your ounce and rolls the perfect joint, all by itself?

Sorry bro - that'll be at loser.com

**schrodingers cat** · 18th July 2012, 18:20

I loves the interwebz me!
Found some more gems for you all

http://billybobproducts.com/billy-bob-pacifiers.html

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**Brian d marge** · 18th July 2012, 18:29

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Where's the machine that chops up your ounce and rolls the perfect joint, all by itself?

I married mine

Stephen

**SMOKEU** · 18th July 2012, 18:47

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

I married mine

Stephen

So there's a use for bitches outside the bedroom and kitchen?!

**puddytat** · 18th July 2012, 19:54

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Where's the machine that chops up your ounce and rolls the perfect joint, all by itself?

Well you could always design one....could be your ticket out of poverty.Theres an outfit that makes something that'll do like 30 at a time but you still have to do the filling....so add a blender & sort the filling fiddling & hey presto !!