Specially for Ed.

**Padmei** · 24th July 2012, 19:30

MY GOD the school buses I've burned

I'm so so sorry I did not know what I was doing...

**Brett** · 24th July 2012, 19:55

Originally Posted by caspernz

Haha, I was raised in a Christian home and I found many faults with this faith...the cartoon does a nice job...

Introduce people to anything and its bound to end up all f#cked up. religion is no different. People use it as an excuse to pass off many things that the religion would not actually endorse. Like I said, I am a christian in that i follow the teachings of Jesus. Jesus never told his followers to become dicks judging everyone around them and forcing their beliefs on everyone. I believe his greatest commandment was to love those around us...not judge them and act like self righteous cocks. I am far from perfect and don't deserve Gods grace in the slightest...good thing its given, not earned. The thing that really gets me is how closed minded some Christians seem to be...there is a whole world out there and sometimes, just sometimes you're wrong with what you think you know.

**Geeen** · 24th July 2012, 20:10

Originally Posted by Brett

Introduce people to anything and its bound to end up all f#cked up. religion is no different. People use it as an excuse to pass off many things that the religion would not actually endorse. Like I said, I am a christian in that i follow the teachings of Jesus. Jesus never told his followers to become dicks judging everyone around them and forcing their beliefs on everyone. I believe his greatest commandment was to love those around us...not judge them and act like self righteous cocks. I am far from perfect and don't deserve Gods grace in the slightest...good thing its given, not earned. The thing that really gets me is how closed minded some Christians seem to be...there is a whole world out there and sometimes, just sometimes you're wrong with what you think you know.

Im going to dip my toe in these waters

I don't follow any religion personally and have no issue with it in and of itself. However,
ORGANIZED religion fucks me right off.

**bogan** · 24th July 2012, 20:20

The Jew bit cracks me up, "In fact you're not allowed in, all this awesome shit is mine"

Originally Posted by Geeen

Im going to dip my toe in these waters

I don't follow any religion personally and have no issue with it in and of itself. However,
ORGANIZED religion fucks me right off.

kasplash

more than a toe was it?

**Geeen** · 24th July 2012, 20:31

Originally Posted by bogan

The Jew bit cracks me up, "In fact you're not allowed in, all this awesome shit is mine"

kasplash

more than a toe was it?

I got big toes,

**PrincessBandit** · 24th July 2012, 20:35

A little bit mean, but must confess to laughing out loud.

**Katman** · 24th July 2012, 20:51

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

A little bit mean, but must confess to laughing out loud.

Only a little bit?

I must be slipping.

**Bald Eagle** · 24th July 2012, 20:54

Originally Posted by willytheekid

(I know, I know...straight to hell

)

Least it will be warm for riding.

**pete376403** · 24th July 2012, 21:54

Religion is ok provided you pick the right one..

**bogan** · 24th July 2012, 22:09

Originally Posted by pete376403

Religion is ok provided you pick the right one..

Some bloody hard questions on that sucker, some days I prefer chinese, some days indian. Going to be difficult to figure this one out

**Berries** · 25th July 2012, 00:04

Originally Posted by bogan

Some bloody hard questions on that sucker, some days I prefer chinese, some days indian. Going to be difficult to figure this one out

Get married, then you are just stuck with the one.

EDIT - Sorry, thought you were talking about bints.

**Usarka** · 25th July 2012, 09:09

Originally Posted by willytheekid

And here is Ed saying smoking is bad

...I think you will find said religion has killed ALOT more people than smoking ED

(I know, I know...straight to hell

)

It's also sexually abused more innocent children than the tobacco industry.

**Tigadee** · 25th July 2012, 09:41

Religion?

At the root of every war is not religion (that's just another excuse, besides nationalism, politics, racial, economic, etc.).

It is SEX...

Waaaay back when we were living in caves and in the bush, the men would look at their women and think, "Hmmmm, you know, the women in the next valley look so much better.

No moustaches, no fat calves, no steel wire hair, etc. We should go raid their village, kill off their men and grab all their women. Yeah, we'll be happy then!"

Think about it: WWII - Why did the Germans invade France? 'Cos the French women were so much better looking, romantic and dainty! Scores of Allied soldiers 'fraternised' (or bonked, shagged, screwed, call it what you will) with the German, Japanese and Italian women, even marrying a bunch of them and bringing them back to their countries. That influx of fresh better-looking genes helped produce off-spring that had advantages in their new countries. Look at those of Italian origin - Nigella Lawson, for example.

I'm not saying it's the women's fault - far from it. If we men could only be content with the women in our own 'village', there'd be no wars today. Why else would there be porn today? So you can stare at and fantasise about somebody else's woman, right? (She sure ain't yours!)

Oil, you say? Yes, that is one exception, 'cos would you want those bushy eye-browed hairy-armed Iraqi women looking like a walking black tent? And if not for Islam, I think the Yanks would be all over the few good-looking Iraqi women, marrying some and bringing them back to the US.

Actually, if not for the excuse of religion tied to racial prejudice, if we were all open-minded and peace-loving, we'd all be beige - no pelangi, no blacks, no brown, no yellow,...