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[feistyredhead]

One day, all of a sudden, Bob, Tom, and Jim died and they all
went to Hell. When they got there, Satan greeted them and
said, "Before you begin you eternity of torture I would like
to show you something."
All three agreed and got in a car with Satan. They drove down
a long hallway filled with clocks until Satan stopped the car.
He then pointed to a clock then to Bob. He told him that it
was a clock that moved one second every time he masturbated
and that it hadn't moved in 15 years. Bob was pretty happy
with himself and they all traveled down the hallway further
until they stopped again.
He pointed to another clock then to Tom. He said that it
hadn't moved in 10 years. Tom was really happy with himself.
They then traveled down to the very end of the hallway where
there was a door. All four of them then went through the door
where they saw a bed with red sheets. Jim then said "I don't
get it, Bob and Tom got to see their clock but where is mine?"
Satan then pointed to the ceiling to a clock and said "You see
that clock? That one is yours."
Jim then said "But why is it in here?"
Satan said "This is my bedroom. Before you died, I used your
clock as a fan."

[SixPackBack]

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