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    Quote Originally Posted by CookMySock View Post
    Yep, a little unfortunate.

    Always deny and disagree. Never apologise, capitulate, or agree with anything at all . Don't touch, handle, or otherwise accept any documentation handed to you, and return-to-sender any that is posted to you, and forbid the person concerned from attaching any paperwork to your vehicle. Explain to the officer that you do not wave your right to a hearing, or any of you other rights. Explain that you reserve your right to a hearing, and all of your other rights.

    Explain to the magistrate that did you emphatically did NOT do anything of the sort, and that you won't be coerced into admitting to anything, and when he asks whether you consent to his jurisdiction (he must) look annoyed and tell him "thank you kindly but you do not!"
    Yep, and tell the unfortunate coppa, as it's not his lucky day, that your name was copywrited at birth, and as such if the unfortunate coppa uses your name in verbal or written form, or such further parties in legal form use your copyrighted name, their arse will be sued off for such illegal infringement of the use of your name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldrider View Post
    Yep, and tell the unfortunate coppa, as it's not his lucky day, that your name was copywrited at birth, and as such if the unfortunate coppa uses your name in verbal or written form, or such further parties in legal form use your copyrighted name, their arse will be sued off for such illegal infringement of the use of your name.
    Been tried before,you just end up with shit all over your face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Been tried before,you just end up with shit all over your face.
    He just lives down the road.
    http://wearethestruggle.blogspot.co....-may-2012.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldrider View Post
    Love that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Been tried before,you just end up with shit all over your face.
    Or ...more charges.

    Like ...

    :Perverting the course of justice
    :Interfering with the administration of justice
    :Obstructing the administration of justice
    :Obstructing the course of justice

    Or the perennial favourite ... wasting police time (checking details)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Love that.
    He knows something about Honda RC 45's (well one of them ) but can't find any linky's.

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    Wear nice clothes, maybe a tie even, speak politely, don't mumble, look the JP/Judge in the eye as you call him Sir, have a few references to show him what an upstanding citizen you are, don't worry about a lawyer, it will only only add to your expenses, rehearse what you are going to say and speak with confidence. It basically worked for me years ago, I still got fined but much lighter than I was expecting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldrider View Post
    Pissed myself!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Pissed myself!!
    actually, i think he is away at the moment on holiday, on the tax payer. So the 'toll road' will be free for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    It's a Traffic Offence ... not a Traffic Infringement.
    oh and pray, "smarty pants", what exactly is Google inc.'s definition of Offence or Infringement today?

    Quote Originally Posted by CookMySock View Post
    Yep, a little unfortunate.

    Always deny and disagree. Never apologise, capitulate, or agree with anything at all . Don't touch, handle, or otherwise accept any documentation handed to you, and return-to-sender any that is posted to you, and forbid the person concerned from attaching any paperwork to your vehicle. Explain to the officer that you do not wave your right to a hearing, or any of you other rights. Explain that you reserve your right to a hearing, and all of your other rights.

    Explain to the magistrate that did you emphatically did NOT do anything of the sort, and that you won't be coerced into admitting to anything, and when he asks whether you consent to his jurisdiction (he must) look annoyed and tell him "thank you kindly but you do not!"
    preeeeettttyyyy much.
    but they're never that clear about asking you to consent to the jurisdiction. they assume you do because you turn up and don't argue.


    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Then His Honour has the option to dismiss ... or send it to a higher court.
    who's honour?
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    hey! how'd you get into my family album? that's my uncle-dad, jimmbowah. he hasn't been right since 'nam.

    Quote Originally Posted by Macontour View Post
    Wear nice clothes, maybe a tie even, speak politely, don't mumble, look the JP/Judge in the eye as you call him Sir,....
    yeah. all said.
    however i refuse to call anyone "sir" that has not been "knighted" - pissed me school "masters" right off. and they couldn't do fuck about it.

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    Let's back the truck up a tad. All this "part of a corporation I didn't sign up for" crap, is very compelling and interesting...except you don't know motoracer.

    Anyone that does will know that he did in fact, sign up. Chap is from Nepal ( I think). He's a friend of mine so I say as nicely as possible, all this highlights one thing, he actually was careless. He admits it.

    So although I am clearly outwitted, I have not overthought it. He needs to stick to simple respect and humility, to get as light a sentence, as such a good bugger deserves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Let's back the truck up a tad. All this "part of a corporation I didn't sign up for" crap, is very compelling and interesting...except you don't know motoracer.

    Anyone that does will know that he did in fact, sign up.

    yeah. that and even if it weren't - he admitted liability and acknowledged jurisdiction in the first sentence.

    all the sensible advice has been dished out. now we're just dick waving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    yeah. that and even if it weren't - he admitted liability and acknowledged jurisdiction in the first sentence.

    all the sensible advice has been dished out. now we're just dick waving.
    You admit jurisdiction when you sign for your licence numbnuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    You admit jurisdiction when you sign for your licence numbnuts.
    "Dick waving" would not make his nuts go numb, I wouldn't have thought.

    Site activist akzle has not actually admitted to having a license either, so you're wave is currently pretty little.

    Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    "Dick waving" would not make his nuts go numb, I wouldn't have thought.

    Site activist akzle has not actually admitted to having a license either, so you're wave is currently pretty little.

    Carry on.

    B-I-NGO!
    B-I-NGO!
    b-i-NGO
    and bingo was his name-o.

    i am not the holder of a license, as those who are, accept all kinds of fucked up rules that i just don't agree with.

    also. when you say "YOUR license" i assume in your ignorance, you actually mean "[the NZTA]'s license". it's written into legislation that YOU don't actually own a license in any case. (are merely the holder)

    go figure.

    now i'm rubbing my nuts, they aint numb .

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