Nudist Colony....
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day
there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets
an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him
and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule
here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him
have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room
toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if
you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man
easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his
way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?"
she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the
key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.
You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get
an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta
here.
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Originally Posted by bugjuice
well for some reason i get sent heaps 
i am innocent really.....nahh 
sweet as...
lol
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