A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant
Shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal at only $150."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as
a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So
saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at
the woman.
"F.... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying
not to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f...king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes,"
complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh
at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.
"In f==king in-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new
prostitutes, but the same old clients .... How ya doin', Dave?"
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Originally Posted by bugjuice
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