http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...ing-on-the-job
what a crack up huh
Suffers from peterpan syndrome
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...ing-on-the-job
what a crack up huh
When Life thows me a curve
...I lean into it!
Forum whore
clicked the link and got the following message...Originally Posted by willytheekid
Bad Opening
True story
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
Come warm yourself by the fire
They really need to change the law on these guys. Should be legal to run them over.
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Suffers from peterpan syndrome
...you mean it isn't!
When Life thows me a curve
...I lean into it!
Highway Biker
These buggers should be made illegal.
Last time I was in Africa they advised me not to stop at red lights where I could see people cleaning windows / selling sunnies/ generally grabassing about.
The problem being that on occasion, if you didn't let the bugger clean your windshield, he'd whip out his peice and ask politely for your wallet.
Or they'd just shoot you through the window and take the car, I suppose the bucket and squeegee will then come in handy removing the contents of your cranium from the inside of the windshield.
Don't forget to bring a towel
True story, I've got family members over in South Africa who have experienced that before.These buggers should be made illegal.
Last time I was in Africa they advised me not to stop at red lights where I could see people cleaning windows / selling sunnies/ generally grabassing about.
The problem being that on occasion, if you didn't let the bugger clean your windshield, he'd whip out his peice and ask politely for your wallet.
Or they'd just shoot you through the window and take the car, I suppose the bucket and squeegee will then come in handy removing the contents of your cranium from the inside of the windshield.
"channellling the Pleideans"
getting shot in the head?
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Don't forget to bring a towel
Not quite shot, but being robbed at traffic lights by kaffirs packing heat.
Forum whore
Yup, happened to my ex father in law three times in SA & Nigeria. His driver was shot in front of him. Great that in NZ you just get a brown eye salute. I bet the offended woman never eats sliced liver again.
troglodytam extraordinaire
One of the SA guys that used to work for me said they were coming up to the lights and the car in front stopped, someone leaned into the car to grab a bag or something and the driver shot him in the head and carried on driving.
All the dead guys mates then robbed his corpse as they drove past.
No wonder they all move over here.
Motherfucker Of The Year !!!
i thought it was a crack whore in action....
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
"channellling the Pleideans"
You've just spent the morning imagining what her pus filled clunge looked lke, huh?i thought it was a crack whore in action....
Probably like this chicks: (NSFW: its text and kinda gross but funny)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...r_most/c5o66p2
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Motherfucker Of The Year !!!
My question to you sir is, "why were you brousing on that site?"
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
"channellling the Pleideans"
I like reddit. Its not just about chicks getting naked andposting pix of themselves (and a myriad other naughty parts of the site) though that is there. Theres a reasonable r/motorcycles section, theres a section on lor, plus, you know. lolcats and jokes and stuff.My question to you sir is, "why were you brousing on that site?"
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
troglodytam extraordinaire
Next you will be telling us you buy Penthouse for the articles.
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