Actual bumper stickers...

**feistyredhead** · 4th August 2005, 21:12

Actual Bumper Stickers
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>* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
>* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
>* Horn broken, watch for finger.
>* All men are idiots .. I married their king.
>* The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
>* My kid had sex with your honor student.
>* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
>* Help wanted, telepath: you know where to apply
>* I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
>* Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
>* I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
>* Jesus paid for our sins...now lets get our money's worth.
>* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
>* I love cats . they taste just like chicken.
>* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>* Keep honking, I'm reloading.
>* Hang up and drive.
>* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
>* I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and
>yelling like the passengers in his car.
>* Looking for your cat? Look under my tires.
>* Lord save me from your followers.
>* Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
>* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
>* I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.
>* Cats... the other white meat.
>* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>* Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
>* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>* It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
>* When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
>* Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
>* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
>* Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
>* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
>* He/She who laughs last thinks slowest
>* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
>* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
>* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
>* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
>* Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
>* Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.
>* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.
>* I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
>* Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

One question where can i buy em.....

**Sniper** · 4th August 2005, 22:55

Well done FRH

**What?** · 5th August 2005, 06:20

My fave...

I LOVE ANIMALS
they're delicious.

**unhingedlizard** · 5th August 2005, 08:31

I have one that says this is a stupid yellow sign. I like it.

Hate the fact that a lot of people seem to think 'BABY ON BOARD" means you can drive like a fuck wit

**Odin** · 5th August 2005, 09:37

Now where can we get them printed ?

**feistyredhead** · 5th August 2005, 09:39

Originally Posted by Odin

Now where can we get them printed ?

i know would love to have some of those ones...

**Wolf** · 5th August 2005, 10:33

Originally Posted by unhingedlizard

Hate the fact that a lot of people seem to think 'BABY ON BOARD" means you can drive like a fuck wit

I nearly got wiped off my bike by a guy who passed me on the left (using the bicycle lane and part of my lane) - he had a DRIVE TO SURVIVE sticker on his rear window... survive by killing any possible threat??? Hmmmm, must be an American (sorry Waylander, Sarge et al.)

Don't trust people with DRIVE TO SURVIVE stickers now. Always fear their "pre-emptive retaliation"...