Forum whore
Mrs. Bear and I were watching Undercover Boss last night. He's about the same age as me but looked a lot older.
I turned to my dearly beloved of 35 years and asked..."I don't look that old do I?"
Without pausing in her knitting she simply responded, "Yes."
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
Ed you don't expect a decent God fearing woman to LIE do you? That would surely be a mortal sin?
Its hard being moral sometimes......
Forum whore
Well, no, but she could have let me down gently. When I expressed my shock, she then lowered her knitting, looked at me and said, "You are round and grey, you look like a Grandpa. And he looks in better condition than you do, too."Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
Ed you don't expect a decent God fearing woman to LIE do you? That would surely be a mortal sin?
Its hard being moral sometimes......
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
Pfft - nothing a bit of the ole Grecian 2000 and a gym membership can't fix Ed.....Well, no, but she could have let me down gently. When I expressed my shock, she then lowered her knitting, looked at me and said, "You are round and grey, you look like a Grandpa. And he looks in better condition than you do, too."
Forum whore
I think that is what hurts the most, you are right!
My Doc asked me the other day when I went for a check-up, "How's the walking exercise going?" I looked at the floor and mumbled something about the weather and being busy...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Oppan Biker Style
Her: "What's on TV?"
Him: "Dust."
That's when the fight began...
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Forum whore
Hmm... You should join a gym that has a roof..... Hardly ever rains in ours....I think that is what hurts the most, you are right!
My Doc asked me the other day when I went for a check-up, "How's the walking exercise going?" I looked at the floor and mumbled something about the weather and being busy...
Senior Grumpy Old Bastard
next time she asks you if her arse looks big in these jeans? As a 'god fearing' man.. ya cant lie EdWell, no, but she could have let me down gently. When I expressed my shock, she then lowered her knitting, looked at me and said, "You are round and grey, you look like a Grandpa. And he looks in better condition than you do, too."
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions; and a man is judged by his deeds and his actions, why say it's the thought that counts? -GrayWolf
Forum whore
LoL! She is sweet enough not to ask me that question.next time she asks you if her arse looks big in these jeans? As a 'god fearing' man.. ya cant lie Ed
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
one placenta
...if you dont want the truth, dont ask for it...mine added that not only do I look my age but I'm starting to act it...that was like a kick in the ghoulies...frightening, even...
Forum whore
Double ouch!
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
Gym's cost money and time that I don't really have at present. I may get another treadmill though, I was doing well when I had one.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
NEDWN VIII
I have bumped into a few people of late that I have not seen in years and I must say, though they are of a younger age, they dont look as a hot as I do..
Forum whore
Try not to bump into them so hard next time...I have bumped into a few people of late that I have not seen in years and I must say, though they are of a younger age, they dont look as a hot as I do..
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Hardcore Biker
In a previous life picking peoples ages was a fairly important part of getting the job done.
Something that became obvious very early on is that somebody can be a young looking 60,or an old looking 60,,,but everybody still knows that persons 60.
It's some inbuilt subconcious skill we all have to avoid mating with the wrong people.
Try it out on some bloke,but not a woman,,,because they always lie.
Most of us will pick within 5 years either way.
BTW,if you think some woman is 30 years old,chances are more likely she will be 35,,which is also why you don't ask.
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