An unused male....

[feistyredhead]

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find
her husband in bed with a young, lovely
thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped
her with these words:
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving
home, I saw this young girl, looking poor
and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and
fed her some of the roast you had
forgotten about in the refrigerator.
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear
because they were out of style. She was
cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once
because the color didn't suit you.
Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit
into anymore. Then as she was about to leave
the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife
doesn't use anymore'?" And so, here we are!"

[bugjuice]

lol.. wonder if that's a legit excuse? must remember that one..
does it work with twins?

[WRT]

Twins aint cheating - they cancel each other out

[bugjuice]

Twins aint cheating - they cancel each other out

oh fuk, yeah
thanx for that..

[feistyredhead]

oh fuk, yeah
thanx for that..

oh i do not know where you are going to get twin super model biker junkies...is there even such a thing?

[WRT]

Dunno, but there should be

Anyone seen pics of the MX girl from Aussie? Damn, if only she was a twin . . .

[v.ros`]

with twins, cant u just say..

'woops that was you...and then try tu put the blame on them for being same.'
















think i went overboard.

[WRT]

v.ros - I may be more perverted than I thought . . . I just assumed we were talking about cheating with both the twins at once . . .

[feistyredhead]

v.ros - I may be more perverted than I thought . . . I just assumed we were talking about cheating with both the twins at once . . .

same so do i perversion is catchy...

[bugjuice]

twins would be my ultimate in life. I just want to know how 'identical' they really are...
and I've never dated a twin either. yet. altho I slept with my left hand once..

[feistyredhead]

twins would be my ultimate in life. I just want to know how 'identical' they really are...
and I've never dated a twin either. yet. altho I slept with my left hand once..

damn you must of made the right mrs palmer envious did she snob ya after
and that must be most mens fantasy i reckon...so where are my twin men riding super bikes hmmmmm?

[v.ros`]

v.ros - I may be more perverted than I thought . . . I just assumed we were talking about cheating with both the twins at once . . .

hahahaha daym mate...i dont think my mind was at that level of fantasy - too early for that.. kekekekek

[bugjuice]

damn you must of made the right mrs palmer envious did she snob ya after
and that must be most mens fantasy i reckon...so where are my twin men riding super bikes hmmmmm?

didn't talk to me for a few days after, but got over it in the end..
I can ride quick so it looks like two of me...

[feistyredhead]

didn't talk to me for a few days after, but got over it in the end..
I can ride quick so it looks like two of me...

hehehe guess i asked for that but is your bike super or is just you

[bugjuice]

hehehe guess i asked for that but is your bike super or is just you

well, one rides hard, the other is meant to be ridden hard..