A lady comes in to the doctors office for the 4th time in as many weeks, again with severe bruises.
The women says "Doctor I don't know what to do, every time my husband goes out drinking he comes home and hurts me, what should I do?"
The doctor replies "The best way to prevent this happening again is to take a large mouthful of water when your husband arrives home. Don't swallow the water until your husband is asleep"
2 Weeks later the woman sees the doctor in the local store and thanks the doctor, saying since she tried the water trick, her husband hasn't hit her!
She asks "How does having the water in my mouth stop him hitting me?"
The doctor replied with a simple question "Can you talk with a mouthful of water?"
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