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    Talking Pregnant Daughter....

    A seventeen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has
    missed her period for two months.
    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
    test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
    to you? I want to know!!"
    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new
    Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and
    distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive
    suit steps out of it and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
    tells them:
    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
    can't marry her because of my personal family
    situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3
    stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a
    $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
    factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it
    is twins, a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is a
    miscarriage..."
    At this point, the father, who had remained silent all this time, places a
    hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
    him: "You'll get her pregnant again!"
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    hahahaha.. nice one.
    " If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise... "


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