Gotta get me a human
Gotta get me a human
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
What is it with black and white cats?
After 4 tabbies, lost the last one to sudden onset leukemia in January, we decided on a black and white - no, he's not called Whisky! The day we visited Mr Kerridge's fine emporium there was a black and white kitten available - he came home with us.
What a different animal he is - OK, all cats are different but these black and white ones are really quite different... follows us up the street, visits people and just invites himself in, goes each day to the see the baby next door and then to play with a cat next door again, has climbed every tree on the properties up to 5 away on our side of the street...
Won't trade him for anything, he's a true character and, as I've said, so different to the previous tabbies...
One of my lil B/W furbies 'Dog' liked to travel on the Harley to the Vets. He loved the Vets too
Was known by the Woolies home delivery people (from several blocks away). Apparently he knew when different neighbours got their deliveries & greeted the van. They called him 'Bent Tail'.
He hung out in the workshop & like your puddy Moi, he went walkies with us & generally made our lives a joy
When he passed away, hubby & I both saw him out the corner of the eye at different times. Spooky (good)
Awwwwwwww.
Post by Tuned Body.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
That's nicer than what happens at Schloss Swoop.
Cat approaches and it's more like "food, or I'll smash your face in!".
The cat's name is VERY high up on "Jenny Craig's Most Wanted" list...![]()
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
At Schloss Slofox, in the mornings, the cat sits on top of the human (who is in bed trying to sleep) and proceeds to lick the human face until such time as the combined cat breath and slobber forces said human to arise and feed the cat in self defence.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
At Schloss Bogan, the cat had been taught there are two morning options, wait patiently, or fuck off.
However, this has led to the unintended consequence of it taking 3 minutes to wait patiently before coming through the window I just got up to let the little goon in through.
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
At the stickey pad, the little blighter starts to headbutt me if I am too slow in getting up for breakfast.![]()
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
At the Laava Lodge, we have doors, cats get attention when we get up. Guests learn to keep their doors closed too.
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
At Chez Moi the cat gets up with the worker when the alarm goes off at 5:45... on Saturdays and Sundays the non-worker has to get up at that time to deal with the cat who does not yet understand week days and weekends... he[the cat] is but a teenager... give him time...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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