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    Sex & Hayfever

    Sex Sex Sex Sex, its all those trees thing of at this time of year. Getting it away. Shaking some pollen off in your face.

    Never noticed it so much but the last few days in the Hutt its been yellow all over cars & whatnot outside & the Wiff starts complaining of Hayfever.

    There ought to be a law.
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    Stupid nature having unprotected sex.....

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    But have you noticed that having an orgasm is a great way to clear those sinuses? The effect doesn't last for long, so a perfect excuse for all day sex.
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    Razene tablets and Chromolux eye drops.

    can't help you eith the sex lessons sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    But have you noticed that having an orgasm is a great way to clear those sinuses? The effect doesn't last for long, so a perfect excuse for all day sex.
    Um - I think you might be doing it wrong if your orgasm's are clearing your sinuses.... Granted the outputs have a similar - erm - consistency but ....

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    Alanase and any sort of antihistamine if I get really bad.

    Fucking pine, they knock the crap out of me this time of year.
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    Just don't ejaculate a pine cone. It will hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Sex Sex Sex Sex, its all those trees thing of at this time of year. Getting it away. Shaking some pollen off in your face.

    Never noticed it so much but the last few days in the Hutt its been yellow all over cars & whatnot outside & the Wiff starts complaining of Hayfever.

    There ought to be a law.
    Talk to the kindy assc. They might be able to get it banned......

    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    But have you noticed that having an orgasm is a great way to clear those sinuses? The effect doesn't last for long, so a perfect excuse for all day sex.
    Its a well practised technique round here........
    It's all Shits and Giggles until someone Giggles and Shits


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    Its been happening for weeks here in HB. Everything covered in yellow tree sperm. Dirty filthy things. Razene and very expensive eye drops...if that doesn't fix it, I'm going for steroids
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    Yep pine tree bukkake all over my ute!
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    This might sound funny, but try taking a mixture of equal parts honey and cinnamon night and morning.

    IMMUNE SYSTEM: Daily use of honey and cinnamon powder strengthens the immune system and protects the body from bacterial and viral attacks. Scientists have found that honey has various vitamins and iron in large amounts. Constant use of Honey strengthens the white blood corpuscles (where DNA is contained) to fight bacterial and viral diseases.

    I would suggest Manuka honey as it's known for its healing qualities.
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