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    Wonderful English from around the world

    In a Bangkok Temple:
    IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN

    Cocktail lounge, Norway:
    LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR

    Doctor's office, Rome:
    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES

    Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
    DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS

    In a Nairobi restaurant:
    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER

    On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
    TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE

    On a poster at Kencom:
    ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP

    In a City restaurant:
    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS

    In a Cemetery:
    PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES

    Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
    GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED

    On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
    OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR

    In a Tokyo Bar:
    SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS

    Hotel, Yugoslavia:
    THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID

    Hotel, Japan:
    YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID

    In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
    YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY

    A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
    IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE

    Hotel, Zurich:
    BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE

    Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
    WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
    WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS

    A Laundry in Rome:
    LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME

    And finally the all-time classic seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
    IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Very good.
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    Can I enter a man if he's dressed like a woman?

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    At least post a pic of the chambermaid ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Indeed, the England is very powderful...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis2 View Post
    Can I enter a man if he's dressed like a woman?
    Some don't like using the rear entrance ... but if you both are happy ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    This actually happened

    Fuckebukero is a lucky grab bag where you pay x amount and you dont know what is inside , sometimes its something expensive etc ( very popular here )

    anyway the shop had a ,,,,,,,,Click image for larger version. 

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    I just got back from Thailand I saw a few good ones there too
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    Quote Originally Posted by johin83 View Post
    The above thread has good thought and also vocabulay.
    so that is nice sharing....................................
    Some of the spelling wasn,t too bad either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Some of the spelling wasn,t too bad either.
    Vocabulay is the new Toyata people mover due for release july 2013.

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