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  1. 1st September 2012, 18:21 #1
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    You dirty rat. The K75.

    Some of you may remember me having a sniff around for an old flying brick.

    Cosmetics were not an issue, but I wanted a reasonable runner pref with low mileage at the right dollars.

    Well here we are. I should have got some original photos before I hit it with the paint brush but you get the idea.

    Budget was $3000.

    Bike $2000 cheers Mick exactly what I wanted.
    Rear disc and pads $400
    Second hand Hagon $150 (score, good guy also sold me the panniers)
    Panniers $250
    Thinners, paint, sandpaper and brushes about $50
    WOF $50

    $2900 = win!

    Oh shit, I forgot the battery $150, oil and filter $100 and mirrors $80.

    Shame I had to do the disc and shock, was told by the vendor it needed nothing for a WOF but I guess ya gotta roll with the punches.

    It's got a new rear tyre and hot grips so I guess we can let it slide.


    And the pictures... It gets looks coz it's so fucking ugly!
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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  2. 1st September 2012, 18:49 #2
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    You totally need to remove the BMW logo and put the Batman logo instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Rider View Post
    You totally need to remove the BMW logo and put the Batman logo instead.
    haha, that would actually work!!

    you're right, its fucking ugly, but good job! cheap runabout!
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    Have a rummage on the net and you will find heps of ideas how to make her tasty!

    https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=cu...w=1366&bih=643

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    That you ow ?

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    Awww nah bro ditch them fuck me boots !!!

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    Oh yes, many ideas I have. Gotta get rid of that wank airbox first and find some horny trumpets. Sorry about the bad puns there.
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    New screen on the way too. None of yer perspex lads, it's chequer plate!
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    That you ow ?

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    Awww nah bro ditch them fuck me boots !!!

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    Bahahaha! With spurs no less.

    Haven't you got anything better to do than be jealous that you ain't rockin' an old eurobagger too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    New screen on the way too, it's chequer plate!
    You are sicker than I thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    rockin' an old eurobagger ?
    Been there, but there was a language barrier, apparently "Get off" don't mean what i thought and she started slapping me round when i finally rolled over !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    You are sicker than I thought.
    Why thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    Have you got a Pickelhaube to complete "the look"?
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    Maybe I should just shave in a clit tickler and get the oily combover?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Maybe I should just shave in a clit tickler and get the oily combover?
    You can always borrow the tickler...
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    WOF $50
    Really???

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