My 82 year old mum shocked me!

[haydes55]

My mum shocked me by openly admitting she smokes weed on occasions... Boy oh boy! Not what one would expect from their 50yr old mother!

My mum always told me "If I ever catch you smoking cigarettes I'll kill you. Smoke weed all you want, that's natural"

My mum doesn't surprise me any more. I build a sweet plywood jump, about 1.3m high, and a landing ramp, I was jumping over 3m (measuring for cool points) on a 20 year old womens mountain bike with no brakes the olds were at Paeroa for the day for the street races. Got home a lil tipsy, convinced her to have a turn, we pushed the ramps together and she had a go, went too slow, made it to the top then fell off the side. Broke a couple ribs, one of my proudest moments as a son

Also on the list of fails, I was moved out of home, She txt me saying come round for cheesecake........ 15 minutes later I use my key, open the door as my dad runs through the kitchen in boxers and mum jumps under a blanket in the lounge. . . she forgot she txt me then started playing strip pool

The cheesecake wasn't even that good

[Madness]

Also on the list of fails, I was moved out of home, She txt me saying come round for cheesecake........ 15 minutes later I use my key, open the door as my dad runs through the kitchen in boxers and mum jumps under a blanket in the lounge. . . she forgot she txt me then started playing strip pool

The cheesecake wasn't even that good

Got any pics of your mum?

[haydes55]

Got any pics of your mum?

I can get you pics of the cheesecake, after it's been digested?

[Madness]

I can get you pics of the cheesecake, after it's been digested?

Is that what your mum looks like Don't bother.

[Subike]

My mum shocked me by openly admitting she smokes weed on occasions... Boy oh boy! Not what one would expect from their 50yr old mother!

For the last three weeks my dad was alive,
Dad was living my partner and I till he passed away.
Each evening we would sit on the deck watching the sunset sharing a good pipe full of happy baccy.
He said that it was the best pain relief he had been having since being diagnosed with terminal cancer age 83.
Mom and my partner had a couple of puffs with us on Sundays, mom, now aged 87 still enjoys a cone once a week.
They were some of the best weeks I had with mom and dad, as we talked out heads off, relaxed, and happy.
I dont see this as being anything unusual at all. I was 50 at the time.

[mashman]

I put absolutely nothing past my mum, nothing. Ain't they great

[Oakie]

Oh yeah ... and about a year ago when mum figured out that her mum and dad must have had pre-marital relations some 83 years ago as she turned up about 7 months after they married. And she laughed about it! My mum is a bastard!

[neels]

82 year old mums, and well to do mums that have led sheltered lives, are the very people that are supposed to get excited by reading that (those) books.

Absolute marketing win, never mind the quality of the literature.

[Usarka]

Going to school camp, "mum can you buy me a hip flask of vodka ha ha"

Sure son!

[Oakie]

Absolute marketing win, never mind the quality of the literature.

Ha ha. Mum commented on that. She said she wouldn't read the next two because the quality of writing wasn't great. Said it's about the quality of a teenage girl's writing. "I got sick of reading 'I stared into his smouldering gray eyes' " she said.