For Sheilas with wiffy pink bits

[Mom]

Wonder if there is a product for blokes called Knobsil

You got knob rot young Scouse?

[Brett]

I wonder what it tastes like.

You been watching South Park?

[oneofsix]

Tighten up girls

[avgas]

How to put the fish smell back again.

Crabs usually follow fish around. Look for them.

[oneofsix]

Tighten up girls

Should have included the video

[Fatt Max]

Try this...

Go up to a bird in a night club and say "Oi Darlin' can I smell your fanny...?"

She will 99% of the time say something like "Nah, fack orf you dirty bastard.."

To which you reply..

"Oh, well it must be your feet then....."

Used to play with this one all the time when I were knocking around London as a lad.....

BTW if she says "Yesh, ok then"......well, you have met a woman from Essex or Otahuhu

Give it a whirl and see what happens

[scissorhands]

cheap and effective, makes sure you water down to 2-3% and do a head stand

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-...-509912403.htm

[SMOKEU]

I wonder if it's any good for blue waffle. Google it with safe search off, I dare you (NSFW)!

[Berries]

Had some for breakfast. Not bad, although a little flakier than my normal Dutch version.