Jockeys and Midgets barred

**jellywrestler** · 4th September 2012, 22:36

says it here

**budda** · 4th September 2012, 22:51

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

says it here

So only your Whanger would get to go for a skid then, Spyda ?

**RobGassit** · 5th September 2012, 13:05

Is somebody going to mention Midget tossing??? coz I just can't wait to see how that turns out on here..

**ellipsis** · 5th September 2012, 13:26

...a midget in jockeys wouldn't get through scrutineering, surely...

**HenryDorsetCase** · 5th September 2012, 13:37

Dont call me Shirley!

though I am a midget

**scrivy** · 5th September 2012, 14:49

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

says it here

Also says 'he must have good pulling power.......' That's Bob to a tee..........

and
'does not have the skill to make the grade as a rider..........' I know of riders that should be swingers!!! LOL!!

**tail_end_charlie** · 5th September 2012, 18:06

9 stone 6 pound, what is that in real measure??

16 lbs per stone right?? (freakin' antiquated measuring systems)

I'm not a midget or a jockey (5'10") but I am a skinny sack o' sh** and would be damn close on the 150 lbs kitted out. Does that mean I can't be a swinger on a sidecar???

(Mind you I'm not sure I want to considering all the homo shit that apparantly happens......)

**pete376403** · 5th September 2012, 21:14

14 lbs = 1 stone

so 9 st 6lb = 132 lbs which is a bit of an odd number to settle on, but converts to a nice round 60 kilos

**Henk** · 5th September 2012, 22:37

I'm looking at having a go as a swinger, does that mean I should sell all my bikes?

**ducatilover** · 5th September 2012, 22:57

Originally Posted by pete376403

14 lbs = 1 stone

so 9 st 6lb = 132 lbs which is a bit of an odd number to settle on, but converts to a nice round 60 kilos

Darn, I better start eating again.

**ellipsis** · 6th September 2012, 00:06

...thank fuck i'm out of the desired weight range...makes it so much easier not to think about it...i've been 11 and a 1/2 stone since i was 17 and i have never eaten a midget...but i did have problems with a dwarf once...

**BoristheBiter** · 6th September 2012, 08:09

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...a midget in jockeys wouldn't get through scrutineering, surely...

As it says they recommend wearing plimsolls and ear plugs.

**tail_end_charlie** · 6th September 2012, 10:32

Originally Posted by pete376403

14 lbs = 1 stone

so 9 st 6lb = 132 lbs which is a bit of an odd number to settle on, but converts to a nice round 60 kilos

Ah sweet, I can make that no problems.

Originally Posted by scrivy

'does not have the skill to make the grade as a rider..........' I know of riders that should be swingers!!! LOL!!

Considering that I've crashed every bike that I've owned............maybe I fall into that catagory.

**scrivy** · 6th September 2012, 11:02

Originally Posted by tail_end_charlie

(Mind you I'm not sure I want to considering all the homo shit that apparantly happens......)

With a login name like yours, you'd fit right in......................

**tail_end_charlie** · 6th September 2012, 12:10

Originally Posted by scrivy

With a login name like yours, you'd fit right in......................

Na na, its not like that. Its just that I'd do better by following everyone around.

Not like follow everyone around around, but follow them around the track.

Its always easier to take someone from behind rather than try to keep ahead of them................

Shit, what I mean is............Oh nevermind, there is no way to talk myself out of this one.....