On our last tour, No one wanted to room with Rob, because he snored so badly. A few guys decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Rob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We all said, "Hell Scott, what happened to you? He said, "Rob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Doogles turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
In the morning, we said Doogle, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, Rob almost ripped the tent with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Richards turn. He loud, has a beard, older biker, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We asked Richard what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Rob into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips.
Rob sat up and watched me all night."
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Originally Posted by nathanwhite
save my leave for the big trip over xmas 
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