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    Arrow Can cold water clean dishes?

    This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.
    After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"
    His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

    For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
    Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".
    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ...







    "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"
    Fucking useless dog, ours would never have left spots of egg or a greasy film on the plate.


    Or the pattern, for that matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    Meet Coldwater............
    lol thats deffinatly a redneck dog... check out those teeth
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    When the rednecks move out of the woods to towns where there's lectrickerty and runnin' water, they can buy dishwashers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403
    When the rednecks move out of the woods to towns where there's lectrickerty and runnin' water, they can buy dishwashers...
    The pic is obviously not of a redneck dishwasher - there aren't any engine parts in it...
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