Things seem a little outta sync at the moment...The cats from hell so no doubt kicked Sam off the ute.
Things seem a little outta sync at the moment...The cats from hell so no doubt kicked Sam off the ute.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
The way to find out for sure is to tip some petrol on the cat, throw a match at it and see whether it goes woof.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
My Cat and dog had a similar exchange of personalities, ate each others food, cat guarded the house, dog slept on the roof and the cat was definitely top dog, except .....
When the cat took to sleeping on the top of the couch, which the dog was forbidden from doing. All nice and peaceful till the Dog spotted the Cat up there then OMG, 18kg of rock solid Dog repeatedly launched at the foot of the couch until the moggy was dislodged and chased out of Town. Of course, 20 mins later when the cat returned it had miraculously morphed into the top Dog again, lording it over the Dog until next time it fancied a sleepy on the top of the couch, when the Dog became the Dog and yada yada. Animals are fookin mad and then some.![]()
Oh bugger
I had a cat that thought it was a dog, as we got it really young and already had a dog, so its not surprising really. They were best buddies. The cat used to sleep with the dog, eat its food, play with it all the time etc until.....we got another cat.
I swear for the first 24hrs you could watch the original cat looking at the new one and see the little gears going around inside its brain.
About two days later the original cat had finally made its mind up.
I'm a Cat I'm a Cat, I'm not whatever that other thing is! (dog)
From that day on the original cat has changed its whole personality. It won't have anything to do with the dog anymore and runs away from it most of the time, scratches it if it gets a chance - normal sort of cat behaviour.
The second cat has since gone to the big cattery in the sky, the original cat still hates the dog.
Poor dog can't work it out.
My dog will come up to where I'm sitting and put his head on my knee and look at me with those big sad brown eyes while wagging his tail.
The bloody cat will jump up onto my legs, then commence to dig it fucking claws into my skin, while giving me the evil eye.
If I didn't admire the cats arrogance, and its total disdain of any other living creature, I'd probably kill the damn animal.![]()
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Be careful !! tried that with ours, ran around & around in circles till it ran out of gas![]()
I Used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass
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Friends of ours had a pet lamb that thought it was a dog. It was brought up in the house paddock with the dogs, so socialised with them. When cars came up the drive, it would run out and baaaa at them. It also loved jumping up on the back of the Landie, putting its head around the cab and letting the wind blow through its hair.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Blondes, sheesh!
With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!
Hmmm, I never thought it would happen but I think I've managed to modify our cats behaviour and they've started copying me. Pic 1 is the boofa boy showing my favoured stance after a coupla beers....pic 2 is his sister demonstrating what I look alike after a few more:
Great pics S,i thought our cat was big,jesus h yours is huge.Birds must sit up in the trees
at your place.
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