Last in Line.

[Waylander]

last in line

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck
and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of
the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each
before they enter Heaven.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too"
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.


This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.


Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."


So, the next time you are last in line....smile!

[Gremlin]

Dasha a good one, definitely appeals to my twisted sense of humour...

[Sniper]

Bloody brilliant, thanks for making me laugh

[placidfemme]

lol would be even better if all the ugly people were people he hated...

[MSTRS:Me]

last in line

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck
and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of
the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each
before they enter Heaven.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too"
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.


This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.


Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."


So, the next time you are last in line....smile!

Reminds me of Billy Connelly's story of swimming & the little fish "Wit d'thay no, wit hav'thay harrrd". Like it.