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  1. 7th August 2005, 14:50 #1
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    Us Redneck Special Forces

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
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  3. 7th August 2005, 16:25 #3
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    Glad you decided to join the "war effort" waylander..

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    Well maybe, if 'friendly fire' doesn't wipe them out first.
    Or heart attacks from having to move their lard arses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Well maybe, if 'friendly fire' doesn't wipe them out first.
    Or heart attacks from having to move their lard arses.
    Hmm... So you would classify me as a "lard arse"? I'de be worried about those you call "thin."

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    excuse me I'm small bonededed

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    I thought they were already there.
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    Don't they have a fondness for 'liddle piggies'..?
    Not many over there...
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    Within three days the Iraqi's wouldn't be able to hear a banjo being tuned without screaming in fear...
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    Knowing a couple of good ol' boys from the south I reckon this is probably bang on the money!
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    Special order of banjos on the way for the good ol' boys currently over there yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Special order of banjos on the way for the good ol' boys currently over there yet?
    You know I'm gonna learn to play one now just so I can bring it with me on KB rides lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    You know I'm gonna learn to play one now just so I can bring it with me on KB rides lol.
    You bloody dare and I'll bring my clarinet along!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Hmm... So you would classify me as a "lard arse"? I'de be worried about those you call "thin."
    Don't take my vitriolic generalisations personally. It doesn't look like you have a close relationship with lard at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Knowing a couple of good ol' boys from the south I reckon this is probably bang on the money!

    one of the reasons that the USA hasnt been invaded by a standing army over the years ..

    too many people like me over there with shotguns and pickups..

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