I wanna build a sidecar!

[Phantom Limb]

It just sprang to mind as I have the first season on DVD, anyway, back on topic.

[scrivy]

Got a line on one that's local right now. Same old story though, getting married, not drinking on the night so I can have a sidecar, is going to go down like a cup of cold sick.

Dude, you've got it all wrong................
Acquire a sidecar.
After a days racing, get home and go f@cken mental on her....... you know the drill (well, you probably don't....)....
Down for the chew, give 'er a rimmy for good measure, get the toys out, plenty of lube, romantic music in all, get out the frozen yogurt, the shavers, the plucked chicken, and the butt plugs,..... er..... hang about..... I've gone a bit far haven't I ??? I never quite know where to draw the line....

Anyway, you get the drift.......

After the 'session', tell her that sidecars always make you feel this way........
SHE'LL LET YOU OUT AT EVERY CHANCE!!!!!
Woman are so simple like that.......................

[scrivy]

Just make sure shes the right one mate. My missus thinks that the Avon lady is the Courier that delivered her new slicks today, & im totally banned from ever selling my Katana 1100.
Shes a keeper this one!!!

She's got new fucken slicks???? WTF??? She was fast enough on the old rubber................ Damn it............... Kai's history then.......
Oh, and what makes ya think you've got what it takes to keep her???? (You'd better read my above post to Drew).............

[DEATH_INC.]

Unlikely, there's an awful lot of stuff been tried over the years

But I bet there's a lot of stuff that hasn't, and what better guinea pig than Drew

[Tony.OK]

Dude, you've got it all wrong................
Acquire a sidecar.
After a days racing, get home and go f@cken mental on her....... you know the drill (well, you probably don't....)....
Down for the chew, give 'er a rimmy for good measure, get the toys out, plenty of lube, romantic music in all, get out the frozen yogurt, the shavers, the plucked chicken, and the butt plugs,..... er..... hang about..... I've gone a bit far haven't I ??? I never quite know where to draw the line....

Anyway, you get the drift.......

After the 'session', tell her that sidecars always make you feel this way........
SHE'LL LET YOU OUT AT EVERY CHANCE!!!!!
Woman are so simple like that.......................

Just don't go too far or you'll end up international news.

[Kickaha]

and what better guinea pig than Drew

Perfect crash test dummy

[Mental Trousers]

Just don't go too far or you'll end up international news.

You saying that wasn't scrivy??

[scrivy]

You saying that wasn't scrivy??

I was not in Auckland last week! I did not stick an eel up my arse!!
.....but I did know someone that was, and did....... eh Kick.....

I guess it gives a new meaning to having smoked eel.........