http://www.stuff.co.nz/taranaki-dail...rash-kills-two
This is what happens when you close your eye's at the magic moment!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/taranaki-dail...rash-kills-two
This is what happens when you close your eye's at the magic moment!
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
Looks like I need to score a car and a Manchester St special.
Wow...some people are incredibly retarded.
Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Nah, stoopid. I did turn out to a couple going at it in a car when the geezer got his foot stuck in the glove box, they were parked up though so it was a much more pleasurable experience for all involved (except the couple of course).
Speed (when you're having sex) kills mkay.
Oh bugger
Wonder if they'll charge him with necrophilia as well?
I seem to remember Raj having a similar experience (without the accident bit though).
He was saved by the air bags.
A 'friend of mine' once recieved oral pleasure while driving. The better it got the slower he went.
Certainly harder to concentate on driving than talking on your phone
Apparently.
"I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.
I usually stop the car first...
Mind you, looking back to when I had a Fiat 500, ermm...never mind.
. No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home. Kingsley Amis
Well ... that is certainly "going out with a bang "
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
That reminds me. Been ages since I read The World According to Garp.
Manopausal.
I knew a lass who liked riding the gear stickEspecially in 4th up a hill....
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The Heart is the drum keeping time for everyone....
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