Intoxication-ness

[scumdog]

How many of you post when you are less than sober? I've been told there has been the odd time when a drunk has posted on this site but I find that hard to believe!!! (one of my drunk typing words - 'gedior' don't ask me what it means!!)

[idb]

How many of you post when you are less than sober? I've been told there has been the odd time when a drunk has posted on this site but I find that hard to believe!!! (one of my drunk typing words - 'gedior' don't ask me what it means!!)

Errm yes, I must 'fess up.
I've been accidentally drunk a couple of times when it wasn't my fault or nuffing and got on to this esteemed site to disseminate the wisdom I have acquired through the miracle of alcohol (may God bless and keep the soul of the wonderful man who invented such a magic and irresistable elixir).

I make a complete cock of whatever I'm trying to say and usually am too embarrassed to re-visit the thread.
I need an alter-ego for when I'm drinking - Big Cock maybe?

[chickenfunkstar]

When I'm suffering from intoxication-ness I usually can't read too well, let alone type.
I doubt i'd make any sence and I can usually find answers my own drunken questions anyway (in a way that only a drunk person can)

[Waylander]

How many of you post when you are less than sober? I've been told there has been the odd time when a drunk has posted on this site but I find that hard to believe!!! (one of my drunk typing words - 'gedior' don't ask me what it means!!)

Well on my way to deing so right now. Just wait till my posts become totally un-intelligable.

Oh, wait....

[FROSTY:Me]

Well on my way to deing so right now. Just wait till my posts become totally un-intelligable.

Oh, wait....

drink a lot do we lad????

[scumdog]

I don't get drunk,can't drink enough to get there before my guts tell me ENOUGH.
That's what several years of pain killers an anti inflamation drugs do to ya'.
Not to mention what they do to your liver.That wasn't a nice thing to read about.
What a crap thread.

I agree!

But I think you are just jealous!!

[Brian d marge]

Nope never ...Tshober ath a juddth my lov... Its awfulyy inconvienientity this have to be shober

I may be squiffy,,,, but in the morning I can Edit ,,,,

Reason for editing ,,,,,,Pishred as a chook my luv ..........weeeeeeee

Kind regards

its beats gardening any day.............. Stephen

[John]

Nope never ...Tshober ath a juddth my lov... Its awfulyy inconvienientity this have to be shober

I may be squiffy,,,, but in the morning I can Edit ,,,,

Reason for editing ,,,,,,Pishred as a chook my luv ..........weeeeeeee

Kind regards

its beats gardening any day.............. Stephen

I'm with that guyss

[sAsLEX]

dont know what your talking about the bottle of jim on the bench emptied itself! its true i tells ya

[mstriumph]

I make MUCH more sense when i'm drunk ....... doesn't EVERYBODY?

[scumdog]

Damn whiskey/bourbon/gin/rum bottles, they all have a hole in them, luckily most of the time it's at the top!!

Ah well, a steady consumption of alcamahol enhances my interpretation of what's required and makes for suitable responses - I think!!

Do you know I had to add only SIX letters into that last sentence to get it to make sense???

[idb]

I make MUCH more sense when i'm drunk ....... doesn't EVERYBODY?

I also find that I'm more attractive to the opposite sex, more amusing, more interesting in a crowd and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound........................

[scumdog]

I also find that I'm more attractive to the opposite sex, more amusing, more interesting in a crowd and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound........................

So it was YOU that was leaping the bon-fire at the Brass Monkey this year?

Well well, I would never have picked it when we were standing there chatting and figuring out how to get rid of that dude hanging around C.B.

Obviosly you were not attracted to her as a member of the opposite sex, maybe there is ANOTHER opposite sex??

[sAsLEX]

able to leap tall buildings in a single bound........................

a mate leaped off a three stry car parking building while drunk as a skunk, hit the concrete below and tried to get but was restrained by some people who had seen it happpen..


in the paramedics report it was noted that he had to be restrained for treatment, had he been sober it would not of been so lucky

[scumdog]

a mate leaped off a three stry car parking building while drunk as a skunk, hit the concrete below and tried to get but was restrained by some people who had seen it happpen..


in the paramedics report it was noted that he had to be restrained for treatment, had he been sober it would not of been so lucky

Must have been a relly of idb's!!