Intoxication-ness

**idb** · 9th August 2005, 09:13

Originally Posted by scumdog

So it was YOU that was leaping the bon-fire at the Brass Monkey this year?

Well well, I would never have picked it when we were standing there chatting and figuring out how to get rid of that dude hanging around C.B.

Obviosly you were not attracted to her as a member of the opposite sex, maybe there is ANOTHER opposite sex??

Umm...thanks for the shovel, prolly best I don't start digging.....

EXCEPTto say, if you need reassurance about CB's desirability then I can tell you that she is a very attractive lady and obviously a generous-hearted soul of the highest order.
In fact I was sizing up my opportunities as we spoke and thought I saw a window when her first admirer turned up and stole my spot.
From another drunks' perspective I thought he was doing quite well and I'm not sure where it turned to custard for him, did he stand on CB's toes or something?

There, I got away with that quite nicely I thought

**scumdog** · 9th August 2005, 09:23

GOOD recovery idb, obviously you're not drunk right now then???

**idb** · 9th August 2005, 09:39

Originally Posted by scumdog

GOOD recovery idb, obviously you're not drunk right now then???

At work at the moment so it would set a bad example.
How's your head this morning, more to the point.

**vifferman** · 9th August 2005, 09:39

Originally Posted by scumdog

one of my drunk typing words - 'gedior' don't ask me what it means!!

Pity.
I like the look of that. If you had some inkling as to what it meant, we could add it to the other words in the Official KB Lexicon: gargre, communte, prak, worngA, sprotsbike, etc.
It looks like it could be a drunken slurring of "get your arse over here".

**scumdog** · 9th August 2005, 09:42

Originally Posted by vifferman

Pity.
I like the look of that. If you had some inkling as to what it meant, we could add it to the other words in the Official KB Lexicon: gargre, communte, prak, worngA, sprotsbike, etc.
It looks like it could be a drunken slurring of "get your arse over here".

I'll revisit it in context and see if I can figure out its intended meaning in the cold hard light of (sober) day.

Hmm, had another look and the best I can come up with is a 'tank-slapper' when speed typing the words "hard to believe" - I think!

**froggyfrenchman** · 9th August 2005, 17:19

i havnt in the past, but now i have an idea...

**Riff Raff** · 9th August 2005, 17:25

Nope, not me, never. Oh except for that one time.... ok, make that two times, erm....

Still I wouldn't have got the title of Queen of Farts if I hadn't been pissed as a pissed thingy wotsit.

**SixPackBack** · 9th August 2005, 17:29

Have completed several lengths of the painkiller and red wine magic roundabout,
Check my posts....it shows.

**inlinefour** · 9th August 2005, 17:35

I only get pissed twie a year, otherwise I don't really get on the gas. Although I've got a bottle of burbon and plenty of L & P. Might have to give it a go