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    Meet your average driver

    coming to an intersection near you!

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    Shes correct. Move the crossings and warn the deer its no longer safe to cross the road in those areas anymore.
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    What gets me is that she genuinely thinks the signs are for the deer.......
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    Just paint one of them red stripes across the sign and then they'll stop ! Doh !
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    Wow. That woman could probably eat her own head and actually become more intelligent.
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    It did sound quite genuine, however I really do find it difficult to believe that anyone could be quite as stupid as she appeared to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    It did sound quite genuine, however I really do find it difficult to believe that anyone could be quite as stupid as she appeared to be
    I think the same thing aboiut many of the kb posters.
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    That's in the same category as those who blame daylight saving for global warming (and faded curtains).
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    You're kidding me right??

    "You think they would put Deer crossings in a more small town"



    I think she is one of these people that are a picnic short of an outing....

    I also think that those radio presenters couldn't help but laugh at the poor lady!



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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    It did sound quite genuine, however I really do find it difficult to believe that anyone could be quite as stupid as she appeared to be
    I thought that too. But then I remember the 911 call, a woman made when she locked herself INSIDE her car. She was shitting herself I tell ya, because she'd been in there for over an hour.

    She had no idea that the car could be unlocked from the inside, and sat there cooking herself outside Walmart, with her handbag on the roof of her car or something.

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    She's 'merikan. Nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    That's in the same category as those who blame daylight saving for global warming (and faded curtains).
    So you're telling me that more daylight hours DONT heat the earth more, BOY!! That probably blows the theory that the moon gets smaller because of the shorter night hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    Wow. That woman could probably eat her own head and actually become more intelligent.
    She would sound more intelligent speaking out her arse

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    It did sound quite genuine, however I really do find it difficult to believe that anyone could be quite as stupid as she appeared to be
    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    I think the same thing aboiut many of the kb posters.
    yeah but half of those are trolls and the rest are dealing with more complicated subjects.

    Actually aren't the deer native to America so why would they be able to read English,\? Oh, got it, the signs are in native american picture writing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    That probably blows the theory that the moon gets smaller because of the shorter night hours.
    Of course it does. Everyone knows it's the sky mouse eating the moon cheese that makes it go smaller...geez, I dunno...
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    Wonder if she's ever sat at a Zebra crossing wondering where the Zebra are, or at the very least wondering if the one lying on the road would ever get up and wander off.
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