Mathmatics

[zadok]

Actually it is flawed in line 1: "Time AND money", i.e. "time + money", not "time x money", therefore not money squared blah blah blah

Ok, I take that back, plus 'Mathematics' is spelled wrong. It's a wonder Hitcher didn't pick up on that.

[Gremlin]

This is one my mate gave me, it reckons that girls are evil.

[What?]

Ok, I take that back, plus 'Mathematics' is spelled wrong. It's a wonder Hitcher didn't pick up on that.

I think he's scared of maths...

[James Deuce]

Ok, I take that back, plus 'Mathematics' is spelled wrong. It's a wonder Hitcher didn't pick up on that.

Both Hitcher and I are suffering from "King Canute's syndrome" at present.

I have to keep a colourful assortment of scented sickbags next to my PC, thanks to my involuntary gastric response to butchered and dismembered non-verbal communication.

She's a hard road to finding the perfect communicator.

[What?]

She's a hard road to finding the perfect communicator.

That should be "It is a hard road..."

[James Deuce]

That should be "It is a hard road..."

Another one who doesn't understand "paraphrasing".

Bloody hippy.

[What?]

Another one who doesn't understand "paraphrasing".

Bloody hippy.

Touche.
In my defense I have only had one cup of coffee so far this morning. Us pedants need lots of coffee.
mmmmmm coffeeeeeeeee

[James Deuce]

Touche.
In my defense I have only had one cup of coffee so far this morning. Us pedants need lots of coffee.
mmmmmm coffeeeeeeeee

Just licking the coffee grounds in the bottom of my mug.

Oh dear.

I bet that sentence gets used against me.

[WRT]

Just licking the coffee grounds in the bottom of my mug.

Oh dear.

I bet that sentence gets used against me.

I'm all for truth in sentencing, but there was perhaps a little too much truth in that sentence . . .