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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    And once the undulations start, you just relax and ride the wave.
    but imagine the "her on top" approach...

    "... hey - where'd he go?"

    "mmmmfff mf mmmmmmfffffmmmmmmffff!!!!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    but imagine the "her on top" approach...

    "... hey - where'd he go?"

    "mmmmfff mf mmmmmmfffffmmmmmmffff!!!!!!"
    lol

    *is thinking you'd need a wet suit and a winch hooked up to the bottom of the bed... dive in... winch yourself out lol
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Mmmm cake
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    Mmmm cake
    Was thinking of you today sweetheart

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    it's an education just hanging out wit youse guys/gals
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    As Billy Connelly would say " Hey, I can see my house from up here.......!"


    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Was thinking of you today sweetheart
    Me eating cake? I bet..
    Where's my friggen cake?
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    sex with fat chicks is like having sex on a water bed without the actual water bed...
    Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    There's not enough flour in the world to make sex with that possible.
    Or Eno either...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    i am now very tempted to roll myself in flour just for the hell of it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    i am now very tempted to roll myself in flour just for the hell of it..
    We would like graphic proof......a suitable series of pictures would suffice

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    i am now very tempted to roll myself in flour just for the hell of it..
    Self-raising, perhaps?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    ... nobody has brought me flours for suuuuuuuuuuuch a long time ...
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    You don't bring me flowers
    You don't sing me love songs
    You hardly talk to me anymore
    When I come thru the door
    At the end of the day

    I remember when
    You couldn't wait to love me
    Used to hate to leave me
    Now after lovin' me late at night
    When it's good for you, babe
    And you're feelin' alright
    Well you just roll over
    And turn out the light
    And you don't bring me flowers anymore

    It used to be so natural
    To talk about forever
    But "used to be's" don't count anymore
    They just lay on the floor
    'Til we sweep them away

    And baby, I remember
    All the things you taught me
    I learned how to laugh
    And I learned how to cry
    Well I leared how to love
    And I learned how to lie
    So you'd think I could learn
    How to tell you goodbye
    You don't bring me flowers anymore

    Well you'd think I could learn
    how to tell you 'goodbye'
    You don't say you need me
    You don't sing me love songs
    You don't bring me flowers anymore
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    You don't bring me flowers
    You don't sing me love songs
    You hardly talk to me anymore
    When I come thru the door
    At the end of the day

    I remember when
    You couldn't wait to love me
    Used to hate to leave me
    Now after lovin' me late at night
    When it's good for you, babe
    And you're feelin' alright
    Well you just roll over
    And turn out the light
    And you don't bring me flowers anymore

    It used to be so natural
    To talk about forever
    But "used to be's" don't count anymore
    They just lay on the floor
    'Til we sweep them away

    And baby, I remember
    All the things you taught me
    I learned how to laugh
    And I learned how to cry
    Well I leared how to love
    And I learned how to lie
    So you'd think I could learn
    How to tell you goodbye
    You don't bring me flowers anymore

    Well you'd think I could learn
    how to tell you 'goodbye'
    You don't say you need me
    You don't sing me love songs
    You don't bring me flowers anymore
    Thats a sad song

    *but I like it lol*
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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