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  1. 10th May 2011, 06:23 #1
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    Dog for sale

    Free to good home!

    Excellent guard dog. Name is Jethro Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Asian street-name, Ho Lee Schitt.






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    Thats a bloody big dog!
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    How can it be for sale if its free?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Bastard View Post
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  5. 24th September 2011, 11:55 #5
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    Is this dog really available? We need a guard dog. Cheers plz email me belinda@shailerracing.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    Free to good home!

    Excellent guard dog. Name is Jethro Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Asian street-name, Ho Lee Schitt.



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    Quote Originally Posted by BELINDAPALMER View Post
    Is this dog really available? We need a guard dog. Cheers plz email me belinda@shailerracing.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by BELINDAPALMER View Post
    Is this dog really available? We need a guard dog. Cheers plz email me belinda@shailerracing.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by BELINDAPALMER View Post
    Is this dog really available? We need a guard dog. Cheers plz email me belinda@shailerracing.com

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  10. 24th September 2011, 14:48 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BELINDAPALMER View Post
    Is this dog really available? We need a guard dog. Cheers plz email me belinda@shailerracing.com

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    Sorry Belinda, but this is the 'Jokes and Humour' section. There never was a dog for sale.

    Anyway, with one that size, you might mistake him for one of your horses
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    Quote Originally Posted by johin83 View Post
    so nice dog like a lion .Is it true that .
    your for sale dog is most powerful than other dogs,
    but I have also an other dog which name is maxer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BELINDAPALMER View Post
    Is this dog really available? We need a guard dog. Cheers plz email me belinda@shailerracing.com

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