Is it just me or is this a bit?

[Oakie]

In the garden today planting a cucumber and noticed the wee tag thing that came with it and had a chuckle to myself.

Is the label just 1 letter away from being wildly inappropriate or do I need help?

[madandy]

Mega Vag?

[caspernz]

The words Diesel Dyke came to mind...yep it's crowded in the gutter

[mashman]

Bloody child... hee hee

[kevie]

The words Diesel Dyke came to mind...yep it's crowded in the gutter

If it wasnt for gutters ................. our minds would be homeless

[Oakie]

Mega Vag?

Thank God it's not just me.

[madandy]

Deffinately not just you.
Dont burn all that cash on too many sexy veges!

[mashman]

Deffinately not just you.
Dont burn all that cash on too many sexy vages!

not that it needed it, but it needed the correction. Little concerned over the pluralisation though

[Akzle]

i'd be concerned that you still went there when it has "feed the family" underneath....

[Oakie]

i'd be concerned that yo still went there when it has "feed the family" underneath....

Was hoping no one would notice that.

[Tigadee]

Man: "Honey, what happened to the mega double-banger cucumbers I planted? They're missing!"

Woman: "I have no idea... "

[007XX]

Veges... A couple's best friends when real threesomes are just not an option.




whhaaaaaat??

[Oakie]

I'm a cucumber. Cum is my middle name (well middle syllable actually)

[Akzle]

i was 'round my mates, he sparked up the bong, "lettuce have a go" i said, but all he had was cabbage, i was waiting for a call from my missus eflower to tell me when she would turnip, but she hadn't courgette, he said "why don't you cauliflower?
just then she did turn up, she was shivering cos it's bean chilli outside, i wanted to shag but she had to pea and there wasnt mushroom in the foyer so we went up to the boudoir.
i stuck it in her date, while my mate stood infront getting a garlick, he put it in her mouth, she nearly choko'd "oh gourd!" she yelped, while i slapped her ass until it turned raddish. soon enough i was pumpkin like there was no tomorrow, cress-ing her melons until i blew my load, i had a condom on to capsicum so she wouldn't leek afterwards.

i spinach a good yarn eh, hope it's not to corny for ya, but you really can't beet a root!

carrot. tomato.

[FlangMasterJ]