Winchester or whitebait?

**98tls** · 23rd November 2012, 20:10

Lovely down South today and at lunchtime thought "fuck this will head up to the Magpie today" so rang my mate,"why not" he agreed so i quit work early and quickly slapped some removed bits back on the TL and packed up the tent,fellow rally goer turned up on his bike all packed up with tent/bag/bourbon and

Whitebait for my freezer.All good and we thought why not have a couple before we go

bad fucking move,his bikes been put in my garage the Bourbon for the rallys all gone and the whitebaits not in the freezer

.......

**scumdog** · 23rd November 2012, 20:23

Souunds typical of you Mike!

**98tls** · 23rd November 2012, 20:26

Originally Posted by scumdog

Souunds typical of you Mike!

Oi....Read your post out to Vicky T,she had a laugh and said "least i know where he is this year",

Gobby tart.

**JimO** · 23rd November 2012, 20:29

did i tell you i like whitebait

**98tls** · 23rd November 2012, 20:33

Originally Posted by JimO

did i tell you i like whitebait

Got some good stuff ex "Buller" in the freezer mate,next time your up this way give me notice eh.

**FJRider** · 23rd November 2012, 20:38

So ... the downside is ... ??

At least you're not halfway to Karamea ... or is that tomorrow ..??

**98tls** · 23rd November 2012, 20:47

Originally Posted by FJRider

So ... the downside is ... ??

At least you're not halfway to Karamea ... or is that tomorrow ..??

Well sitting on my porch with leathers on all afternoon was a pain in the arse as it was fucking hot,the Mrs sticking her oar in with "are you guys going or what" became annoying then having to admit defeat and push both bikes into the garage and have to ask the gobby mouthed one to get some more Bourbon in was a tad harsh.

**Brian d marge** · 23rd November 2012, 20:49

Ohhhh,,, a bike rally I was thinking Winchester as in gun ,,,,,or whitebait,,,,,, my bad
I would have gone for the gun it makes getting whitebait easier
Stephen

**98tls** · 23rd November 2012, 20:58

Originally Posted by FJRider

At least you're not halfway to Karamea ... or is that tomorrow ..??

Discretion mate,thats one of the joys of motorcycling eh

at my tender age,setting off for one destination and arriving

a few days later in another is apt as is the choice to not even fucking leave

home,bikes packed up thats the main thing

MD · 24th November 2012, 08:29

I want to register a complaint on the opening post. It is objectionable and cruel at the extreme.

Showing pictures of freshly cooked whitebait patties to those people less fortunate to have any is an act of barbaric torture. What was you previous job? Head torturer for Saddam?

And while I'm at it be kind to Winchester. My folks owned the pub when I was a little fella for four years. What a fantastic part of my childhood that was.

**JimO** · 24th November 2012, 08:41

Originally Posted by MD

I want to register a complaint on the opening post. It is objectionable and cruel at the extreme.

Showing pictures of freshly cooked whitebait patties to those people less fortunate to have any is an act of barbaric torture. What was you previous job? Head torturer for Saddam?

he has 6 fingers as well

**The Lone Rider** · 24th November 2012, 13:26

Got up a bit after 6am, to have kid ready to get out the door at 8 to get to kapa haka. Then headed over there myself and waited around while maoris did aerobics and Pio told some white pig jokes. Bought a poorly made whitebait something in bread, then kid fell asleep and I decided I'd had enough of the place and went home.

Midday by time I got home, had to have lunch... then couldn't be fucked going to rally.

Thought maybe some hope when a friend asked about where the bike show and rally were. Turns out he wasn't willing to spend more than hour on the road because he was to busy (though he was on facebook

).

So I came on here and found this lovely thread.

So, whitebait won by a very convoluted TKO.