Spot the missing word

**Berries** · 23rd November 2012, 06:21

Originally Posted by Southland Times

"It all turned to c..., to be quite frank. I have a feeling we were misguided [by council staff]," he said.

From this story here - Moaning councillors. I didn't think 'custard' was all that bad a word and 'shit' is spelt with an S so all I am left with is a new saying, that when things are bad they turn to cunt. Hmmm. I used to live down there and have never heard that one before. Any better ideas?

**schrodingers cat** · 23rd November 2012, 06:22

CRAP story bro

**unstuck** · 23rd November 2012, 06:47

All the fucking councillors down here seem to be moaning little girls, our mayor in Gore even has a girls name. But he used to drive rally cars so he's not too bad.

**Swoop** · 23rd November 2012, 09:22

The missing word is "Curry".

Being politically correct Southerners, they didn't want to offend the Indian community.

(Are there Indians in the frozen south?)

**Stirts** · 23rd November 2012, 09:35

The missing word is clearly "cockwaffle"

Because, as everyone knows, Councillors are a bunch of cocks that waffle on until cumbubbles form around their gobs.

**wysper** · 23rd November 2012, 14:59

Originally Posted by Stirts

The missing word is clearly "cockwaffle"

Because, as everyone knows, Councillors are a bunch of cocks that waffle on until cumbubbles form around their gobs.

That is a superb word, I will endeavour to add it immediately to my vocabulary and use it often!