To the muppet splitting on the NW (29/11/2012)

**Madness** · 29th November 2012, 15:36

Whilst crawling along the North Western Motorway today at about 4pm I saw a fuckwit on what looked like a Hyobag splitting between lanes 2 & 3 across the Causeway. I'd just like to state that if you can't split without smashing the wing mirrors off cars who appear to be minding their own business, please don't. Fuckwits like you bring unwanted attention to the rest of us who manage to commute without damaging the vehicles of others.

That is all.

**nodrog:Me** · 29th November 2012, 15:44

Get fucked cunt! I was late for Pilates, and my mung bean fappachino was going cold!

**Str8 Jacket** · 29th November 2012, 15:51

Which muppet were they?

**Madness** · 29th November 2012, 16:25

Originally Posted by nodrog

Get fucked cunt! I was late for Pilates, and my mung bean fappachino was going cold!

Wanna root? I'm feeling frustrated.

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Which muppet were they?

I'm fairly confident it was this one from the way he was controlling his Hyosung motorcycle. It was fucking scary to watch, worse than watching a Bucket race!

**Big Dave** · 29th November 2012, 16:39

**Road kill** · 29th November 2012, 17:29

Funny thing about bikers knocking the mirrors off cars.

Ya' never hear about it from anybody but the liars,,,sorry I ment "bikers" that claim to be doing it.

You'd think car drivers would be up in arms over it seeing as how so many bikers claim to be doing it ,,,but nope,,not a thing,,,wonder why I call BS?

**mashman** · 29th November 2012, 17:47

I reckon it'd make a great protest. Give us cheaper ACC or i'll smash yer fuckin mirrors in and make you spill hot coffee on yer bollocks/lady bits.

**PrincessBandit** · 29th November 2012, 17:48

Yeah Sunday afternoon heading into town on the southern I watched three nongs splitting and carving it up while we were doing between 90 and 100 (in the car). Whatever. They obviously felt confident in their ability to avoid unpleasant meetings of metal. I just thought they were dicks.

**Madness** · 29th November 2012, 17:56

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Yeah Sunday afternoon heading into town on the southern I watched three nongs splitting and carving it up ... I just thought they were dicks.

It was definitely Sunday?

**scumdog** · 29th November 2012, 18:05

Originally Posted by Madness

Whilst crawling along the North Western Motorway today at about 4pm I saw a fuckwit on what looked like a Hyobag splitting between lanes 2 & 3 across the Causeway. I'd just like to state that if you can't split without smashing the wing mirrors off cars who appear to be minding their own business, please don't. Fuckwits like you bring unwanted attention to the rest of us who manage to commute without damaging the vehicles of others.

That is all.

Hmm, several hundred KB members would fit that behaviour-description.

**Kickaha** · 29th November 2012, 18:06

Originally Posted by scumdog

Hmm, several hundred KB members would fit that behaviour-description.

Only several hundred?

**Usarka** · 29th November 2012, 19:01

Originally Posted by Road kill

Funny thing about bikers knocking the mirrors off cars.

Ya' never hear about it from anybody but the liars,,,sorry I ment "bikers" that claim to be doing it.

You'd think car drivers would be up in arms over it seeing as how so many bikers claim to be doing it ,,,but nope,,not a thing,,,wonder why I call BS?

I think he means the muppet was hitting the mirrors accidentally with the handlebars.