Quote Originally Posted by texmo
rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
gave their wives for their anniversary. etc
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The version I was origianlly told was better - the first guy buys his wife a Ferrari and a Lambourghini - "She can't drive them both at once, if she doesn't like the Ferrari she'll drive the Lambourghini and I'll drive the Ferrari. If she likes the Ferrari, I'll drive the Lambourghini - either way, I'll get a bloody good car."

The rest of the joke is pretty much similar.