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    Lightbulb Choosing the perfect husband.....

    A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find
    some husbands...
    First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs
    and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's
    better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder
    what's further up?" So up they went.
    Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
    love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the
    ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
    Third floor this sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
    are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
    housework."
    "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another
    floor, so further up they went.
    Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high
    paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
    the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy
    me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further
    on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
    Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty
    and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to
    please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the
    stairs."

    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    Fuck Yeh - Tell me about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattt
    Fuck Yeh - Tell me about it.
    You're having trouble finding the perfect man?
    We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.
    -Sir Richard Mottram

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Skid
    You're having trouble finding the perfect man?
    oh my now i did not think of that.
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    Unhappy oh my poor me...

    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lamo.. yeah, women.. pfft..
    oh my so you do not wanna gossip and have me grab ya crutch in the future...such a pity!
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    I live with 1, manage 6 and have to interact with another 20 or so daily......... tell me about it...nghhhhhh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    oh my so you do not wanna gossip and have me grab ya crutch in the future...such a pity!
    lol.. what would be so appealing about causing me pain? is that what gets ya?

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    oh my...

    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lol.. what would be so appealing about causing me pain? is that what gets ya?
    now who says i would be causing such a nice guy like you pain unless you cause me some? i.e. make my stomach fill my helmet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    now who says i would be causing such a nice guy like you pain unless you cause me some? i.e. make my stomach fill my helmet.
    lamo.. nah, don't think i'm that bad.. just don't sneeze in the lid..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lamo.. nah, don't think i'm that bad.. just don't sneeze in the lid..
    ewwww comes to mind!
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    Arrow LOL.

    Good joke! Some really ain't satisfied ahe? Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Hmm, I can tell someone is sexually frustrated
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Fuken brilliant!!!


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    I understand that once she reloads, feistyredhead is going to try for her other foot as well...

    An oldy but a goody. Keep 'em coming, frh, and it's good to see you're a true believer in equality
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