Your chance to get rid of me!

[Akzle]

so i had this brilliant initiative. i want a bike and (most of) you want me to fuck off.

so. if i can get 20$ off everyone - i'll fuck off, and never come back, ever.

no more green

no more ranting

slightly more logic

just imagine how placid your KB experience will become.


(in fact, if i can get either 5k, or a not-shit bike off someone, i'll honor this.)

[scumdog]

Fuck-off...

Who would we ridicule and despise if you weren't here???

[sil3nt]

you sound lonely.

[bosslady]

I don't mind you at all, you seem OK to me. But then I don't let internet people's bother me...

[yod]

mate, we put up with a lot worse than you over the years, you'll have to do better than that if you wanna hand out

[AllanB]

Go find Skidmark - he will give you $20 for a handjob.

[BoristheBiter]

Hay Mods doesn't this count as a leaving thread?

[Nova.]

Bank details?
are you going to pay for the lawyer to write up a legally binding contract?

[sil3nt]

Hay Mods doesn't this count as a leaving thread?

[Akzle]

you sound lonely.

i am.

the other option is wait a week and i might just hang myself.

are you going to pay for the lawyer to write up a legally binding contract?

legally binding? nigger, are you new here? do you have any idea who i am?

you'd have my word. (and a handshake agreement, if you really wanted)

Hay Mods doesn't this count as a leaving thread?

no, fuck knuckle. give me 20$ and it might.


//damn. tough crowd huh.

[Winston001]

My Dear Friend Mr Akzle,

My name is Mr. Johnson Emmanuel, I am a senior partner (Attorney) in the firm of Emmanuel Consults Inc: Private Investigators, Security Consultants and Financial Managers. We are conducting a standard process investigation/Recommendation on behalf of African Development Bank (ADB), The African Continental Banking Conglomerate.

This investigation involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client at ADB Gold Account, the Private Banking arm of ADB. The ADB Private Banking client died intestate and nominated no successor in title over the investments made with the bank amounting to over US9.5 Million.

The essence of this communication with you is to request that you provide us information/comments on any or all of the four issues as regards nominating you to inherit the fund left behind by this client. You are therefore being contacted to be legally nominated as next of kin(inheritor) to this client after all enquiries and investigation has yielded results showing that there is no known next of kin. You are required therefore to answer this questions to enable us make our recommendation.

1-Are you aware of any relative/relation born on the 2nd of February 1951, who shares your same name whose last known contact address was West Africa?

2-Are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a person at the Private Banking Division of ADB Bank PLC?

3-Can you confirm your willingness to accept this inheritance if you are legally and legitimately nominated and approved to stand as inheritor to this huge investment in regards to the bank account with ADB?

4-Would you agree to donate part of this inheritance to charity if you are officially approved to stand as the inheritor? It is pertinent that you inform us ASAP whether or not you are familiar with this personality or and your interest towards the issues mentioned.

You must appreciate that we are constrained from providing you with more detailed information at this point. Please respond to this mail as soon as possible to afford us the opportunity to provide you with more information on this investigation and recommendation.
Thank you for accommodating our enquiry.

Mr. Johnson Emmanuel

[sil3nt]

i am.

the other option is wait a week and i might just hang myself.

I am sure your kids won't appreciate that.

[wysper]

Go find Skidmark - he will give you $20 for a handjob.

or WINJA might snap it off for $20

[DrunkenMistake]

Does this classify as a good bye thread?..

[BoristheBiter]

i am.

the other option is wait a week and i might just hang myself.

legally binding? nigger, are you new here? do you have any idea who i am?

you'd have my word. (and a handshake agreement, if you really wanted)

no, fuck knuckle. give me 20$ and it might.


//damn. tough crowd huh.

First off you said this
"so. if i can get 20$ off everyone - i'll fuck off, and never come back, ever. "
So technically it is a leaving thread.

Then you say you might leave or you might hang yourself, Now I would pay $20 to see that.