View Poll Results: I'm a smoker who...

Voters
67. You may not vote on this poll
  • Uses the ashtray in my car - that's what it's there for

    8 11.94%
  • Throws them out the window as long as there are no other vehicles around

    7 10.45%
  • Meh, what's your problem? Learn to dodge

    7 10.45%
  • I don't smoke

    48 71.64%
Multiple Choice Poll.
Page 2 of 5 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 63

Thread: Smoking and ciggy butts

  1. #16
    Join Date
    9th February 2012 - 18:40
    Bike
    half litre street beater
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    313
    I was heading home from Ardmore one day, shooting north up the motorway. I was coming up behind a old Camry station wagon which suddenly swerved into my lane, had to lay on the picks and drop back.
    The guy straightened up and moved back into his lane, then the driver's door flapped open and a glowing ciggy butt flew out, I figure that he dropped it onto his arm or lap and got burnt, thus the sudden swerving around.

    Scared the shit out of me. IMO smoking or eating while driving are just as bad as using a phone.
    You want some advice - lightning strikes once, it does not strike twice!

  2. #17
    Join Date
    20th October 2005 - 17:09
    Bike
    Its a Boat
    Location
    ----->
    Posts
    14,901
    I hate that shit, I can generally smell it if someone is smoking in a car (even when we did smoked, we never smoked in the car) that I am behind. When that happens I look to pass asap to avoid the 'Butt Flick'.
    Or.....if its on the M/Way, I move to another lane.

  3. #18
    Join Date
    25th March 2007 - 12:04
    Bike
    SPEED TRIPLE
    Location
    LA LA LAND
    Posts
    1,365
    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Would you rather get hit in the face by a bee or a butt?
    Well that all depends on whose butt really
    No body move... I dropped my brain

  4. #19
    Join Date
    17th April 2011 - 14:39
    Bike
    Honda VF750f.
    Location
    Nelson
    Posts
    4,330
    I only smoke em down to the lettering, then give them to the kids to finish off so I dont have to despose of the butt. Filthy little bastards better not be throwing them out the window.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

  5. #20
    Join Date
    13th July 2011 - 14:47
    Bike
    A Japper
    Location
    In the moment
    Posts
    1,259
    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    I only smoke em down to the lettering, then give them to the kids to finish off so I dont have to despose of the butt. Filthy little bastards better not be throwing them out the window.
    Nah don't worry, they're probably only collecting them and rerolling the dregs with weed man.

  6. #21
    Join Date
    17th April 2011 - 14:39
    Bike
    Honda VF750f.
    Location
    Nelson
    Posts
    4,330
    Quote Originally Posted by Zedder View Post
    Nah don't worry, they're probably only collecting them and rerolling the dregs with weed man.
    Better not be my fucking weed.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

  7. #22
    Join Date
    13th July 2011 - 14:47
    Bike
    A Japper
    Location
    In the moment
    Posts
    1,259
    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Better not be my fucking weed.
    Yeah, kids today eh?

  8. #23
    Join Date
    9th November 2005 - 18:45
    Bike
    2005 Z750S
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    1,137
    I don't mind so much if people smoke (free choice and all that), as long as their smoke doesn't go up my nose; but I'm sick to flipping death of seeing their rubbish lying around.

    I'd want to ban Coke too, if I saw as many empty Coke cans lying around. I'd even ban sex, if I couldn't walk through town without stepping on a condom, as it is now with cigarette butts.

    Why do some people want to make the whole World their ashtray?

    Bastards.
    Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.

  9. #24
    Join Date
    26th January 2006 - 18:14
    Bike
    .
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    1,527
    I check if there's a bike behind me, and if there is, I hang my smoke out the window for while until it gets really hot and starts to burn my fingers. If the soft cock still hasn't passed me, only then do I flick it at him.

  10. #25
    Join Date
    6th May 2008 - 14:15
    Bike
    She resents being called a bike
    Location
    Wellllie
    Posts
    1,494
    Blog Entries
    3
    I sling 'em where and whenever I feel... however as they're rollies they're usually out before they exit the vehicle. And as the car is Mrs Mashies, the windows are allllllll fully open whilst smokin.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

  11. #26
    Join Date
    4th November 2003 - 13:00
    Bike
    BSA A10
    Location
    Rangiora
    Posts
    12,861
    Quote Originally Posted by GSF View Post
    I was heading home from Ardmore one day, shooting north up the motorway. I was coming up behind a old Camry station wagon which suddenly swerved into my lane, had to lay on the picks and drop back.
    The guy straightened up and moved back into his lane, then the driver's door flapped open and a glowing ciggy butt flew out, I figure that he dropped it onto his arm or lap and got burnt, thus the sudden swerving around.
    About 30 years ago a friend of mine wrote his Mk1 Escort off in the Hundalees after dropping a smoke butt down the leg of his shorts
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

  12. #27
    Join Date
    14th June 2007 - 22:39
    Bike
    Obsolete ones.
    Location
    Pigs back.
    Posts
    5,390
    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    About 30 years ago a friend of mine wrote his Mk1 Escort off in the Hundalees after dropping a smoke butt down the leg of his shorts
    Many, many moons ago in a land far far away a chap of my acquaintance drilled a big hole in the front of his hemlet, big enough to smoke a ceegar, ceegarettes burn out too quick on the motorway. As he reached the final few puffs on his stoogie the glowing red tip, almost a small coal, detached itself of said ceegar & lodged betwixt the lining of his helmet, which smouldered, & his right ear. The result was plaster casts, a wrecked bike & plastic surgery to his ear.
    Thems was the days, every ride an event.
    That was one of the incidents on the ton up ride to Silverstone. 100 miles in an our. None of the bikes had screens so all the lads had procured neck braces to ease the pain.
    Nuckin futs & huckin filarious.
    Manopausal.

  13. #28
    Join Date
    6th May 2008 - 14:15
    Bike
    She resents being called a bike
    Location
    Wellllie
    Posts
    1,494
    Blog Entries
    3
    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Many, many moons ago in a land far far away a chap of my acquaintance drilled a big hole in the front of his hemlet, big enough to smoke a ceegar, ceegarettes burn out too quick on the motorway. As he reached the final few puffs on his stoogie the glowing red tip, almost a small coal, detached itself of said ceegar & lodged betwixt the lining of his helmet, which smouldered, & his right ear. The result was plaster casts, a wrecked bike & plastic surgery to his ear.
    Thems was the days, every ride an event.
    Thinkin back I used to pop the chin strap up and ride down the road with a fag hangin out of my mouth... the first time I got burning ash in my eye was the last time I did such a silly thing.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

  14. #29
    Join Date
    4th October 2008 - 16:35
    Bike
    R1250GS
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    10,341
    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Now I think of it, my car doesn't have an ash tray, and they now call the cigarette lighter socket a power socket as it doesn't have the lighter in it either. I wonder how the smoker's get on these days?

    Of course, smoking is nasty and should be banned from the Earth...
    its an option...smokers package

  15. #30
    Join Date
    13th February 2009 - 17:40
    Bike
    .
    Location
    where the Wild Things are
    Posts
    691
    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    About 30 years ago a friend of mine wrote his Mk1 Escort off in the Hundalees after dropping a smoke butt down the leg of his shorts
    Lucky it wasn't a bee...

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •