Been nice knowing you fuckers. Cheers.![]()
Been nice knowing you fuckers. Cheers.![]()
...I heard some alien voices over my back fence this morning...i distinctly heard the words ,'flush 'em out'...I fucked off real quick and found my pointy stick...I approached the fence very guardedly and said..'.fuck off you niburachian cunts'...turns out they were from City Care, cleaning a culvert...then I realised it was a bit early really...I have subsequently made better security arrangements...I'm very well armed now...I have two pointy sticks...
...maybe I did...maybe I didn't...sugar...
its late i got up especally to watch the world end and nothing is happening yet.Hmmmm maybe i need to figure day lite saving into it some where
Well I'm still alive. If the religious fundies are actually right (for the first time ever) then everyone else is dead and it's just me. Awesome.
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Is there anybody out there??????
Weird sunrise this morning. It was either the souls departing or TVNZ setting up to film the end of the world.
Idiots.
CALM DOWN
If The Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans...![]()
Well the world almost ended for me, but the clients server migrations finished successfully overnight. Time for a cuppa and back to bed for a nap.
Shit!!! I just realised I ordered new suspension for my bike yesterday. This means I'll have to pay for it. Bloody Mayans, I'd kill every last one of them....oh someone got there first.
Legalise anarchy
Apparently Mayans were on American time, it's tomorrow mmmmmmkay?![]()
ter·ra in·cog·ni·taAchievement is not always success while reputed failure often is. It is honest endeavor, persistent effort to do the best possible under any and all circumstances.
Orison Swett Marden
Bunch of premature fuckers. Not kiwi time but yanky time is the important one. so it will be tomorrow for us lot.![]()
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Bugger, I'll have to go Christmas shopping now......
"Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"
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