Gynaecologist's Assistant.
A man went to Macquarie Street in Sydney having seen an ad for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. " "You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $95,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Brisbane "
" My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.
She answered: "No Sir, that's where the end of the queue is."
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