21/12/12

[slofox]

Apparently Mayans were on American time, it's tomorrow mmmmmmkay?

Eggsackery. 7.00am Saturday morning our time according to National Radio yesterday. I think...

[oneofsix]

Eggsackery. 7.00am Saturday morning our time according to National Radio yesterday. I think...

Oh screw that, you mean I have to wait another day

[wharekura]

Death was kind to us all - doomsday did happen and now welcome to your parallel universe. Now go forth and look for your soul mate from the last dimension to awaken your consciousness and realise you are dead.

The crap thing about this universe is that I still have a GV250, unless in my past life I had a GN125.

[mashman]

I wish it'd hurry up as I can feel a hangover starting to kick in and would rather not.

[oneofsix]

Death was kind to us all - doomsday did happen and now welcome to your parallel universe. Now go forth and look for your soul mate from the last dimension to awaken your consciousness and realise you are dead.

The crap thing about this universe is that I still have a GV250, unless in my past life I had a GN125.

Be happy you still have a bike with the option of an upgrade and not some old hat wearing fucker in a grampa cage holding up a line of traffic.

[Paul in NZ]

Yes - I was bitterly disappointed to see that the 6:05 arrived on time and was not actually the Matangi unit of the apocalypse... The same fat weird cunt still got on at Porirua and sat next to me... (he always does that the seat hogging prick) drat... I was hoping even if it was going to be a cheesy mayan 3rd world not quite 100% functional end of the world at least he would have been purged...

For the end of the world it was frankly a bit of a non event and they should fire their event planner.... sigh... I mean I couldnt even get a tee shirt.

[Paul in NZ]

Eggsackery. 7.00am Saturday morning our time according to National Radio yesterday. I think...

Oh piss off - its the first day of my holiday - I'm NOT getting up early just for that.

[Swoop]

A Mayan astrologer walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Why the wrong date?"





What if the Mayan calendar really ends in 5015 and we've just being holding it upside down?





I found some salad dressing at the back of my fridge with a use by date of 21/12/12.
I think it's Mayanaise.




I'm currently hiding in an underground reinforced metal bunker consisting of 26 inches of solid steel with enough food and water to last me 6 months at the moment.

Nothing to do with the Mayan prophecy, I just forgot to get my wife a present for her birthday this morning.






My advent calender is much better than the Mayan calendar! It goes past 21st December and has chocolates in it.

[slofox]

Oh piss off - its the first day of my holiday - I'm NOT getting up early just for that.

It mighta been 7.00pm - can't really remember.

[Stirts]

I foresee a great rise in abortion rates around the world.

[Tigadee]

Walked into work to find the place flooded. A hot water cylinder upstairs had burst and leaked its entire contents, creating a beautiful (I imagine) waterfall that went down into our offices and atrium.

Still have to work though... Bugger!

[bogan]

CALM DOWN

If The Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans...

A Mayan astrologer walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Why the wrong date?"





What if the Mayan calendar really ends in 5015 and we've just being holding it upside down?





I found some salad dressing at the back of my fridge with a use by date of 21/12/12.
I think it's Mayanaise.




I'm currently hiding in an underground reinforced metal bunker consisting of 26 inches of solid steel with enough food and water to last me 6 months at the moment.

Nothing to do with the Mayan prophecy, I just forgot to get my wife a present for her birthday this morning.






My advent calender is much better than the Mayan calendar! It goes past 21st December and has chocolates in it.

People are making jokes about the apocalypse like there's no tomorrow!

[wharekura]

People are making jokes about the apocalypse like there's no tomorrow!

I think people were more anxious about 1999 than our recent doomsday. The joy it was executing laborious test plans to see if systems could handle 00.

Surprised Prince hasnt come out with a hit single for 2012.

[steve_t]

It mighta been 7.00pm - can't really remember.

12:11am Saturday for us in New Zild.
Klaatu banana necktie

[oneofsix]

I think people were more anxious about 1999 than our recent doomsday. The joy it was executing laborious test plans to see if systems could handle 00.

But there was a real reason to test that but not due to doomsday, just short sighted programming.

Surprised Prince hasnt come out with a hit single for 2012.

No but I did hear a clip of some pimply face boy trying to sing what appeared to be a remake with reference to partying like it was 2013 or some such crap.