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    A good excuse to leave the missus at home


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    Bloody natives.
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    Would have thought it be more of a problem when women pillioned guys.
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    Wow, so you also get:

    Caned for drinking
    Caned for gambling
    Women not allowed to wear tight trousers
    Flogged if you're gay
    Stoned for adultery

    You want some advice - lightning strikes once, it does not strike twice!

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    Fun police in real life.


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    What a bloody brilliant idea, Thats what this country needs, a higher standard of morals.

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    An undesirable condition huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSF View Post
    Wow, so you also get:

    Caned for drinking
    Caned for gambling
    Women not allowed to wear tight trousers
    Flogged if you're gay
    Stoned for adultery
    Indonesian law doesn't have any of the above.
    It's only that particular province.
    A bit like California's draconian emission law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GSF View Post
    Wow, so you also get:

    Stoned for adultery
    Where do I sign?

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    Being stoned for adultery is a bit medieval. My old man used to rock me to sleep when I was a nipper though. Bloody big rocks they were too...

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    I wouldn't mind getting a bit stoned after committing adultery. Where do I sign up?

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    Adultery... Meh, more fucking trouble than it's worth I'm sure.

    Whether you're a man or a woman, having one significant other to satisfy the whims off is enough of a handful surely?

    Who needs twice the hardship. Bloody greedy and lazy, thats what it is! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Adultery... Meh, more fucking trouble than it's worth I'm sure.
    The grass may be greener, but it still needs cutting.
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    Yet again, religion = epic fail
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    The grass may be greener, but it still needs cutting.
    That's what independent contractors are for.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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