Confessional

[ManDownUnder]

keep em coming.

Why do I suspect that's Tommy's motto

[pete376403]

Three young guys don't have company for the evening so one says, "I'm going to confession"
In the confessional, he tells the priest "I've sinned with a girl"
Priest asks "was it Molly O'Rielly?"
"No Father"
"Was it Sally Brown?"
"No Father"
Was it it Mary Donovan?"
'No Father"
"Ah well, three Hail Marys and be off with ye?
Lad goes back to his mates
I've got the dead certs for tonight..."

[MSTRS:Me]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Amen