BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
Come warm yourself by the fire
I always thought the church was top shelf.....
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Anarchic Wild Child
Don't tell ACC ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Forum whore
"Just a bit more of that Holy Water should do the trick".
Chilli Hooligan
Hallalujah!
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Hardcore Punk
You guys would all go to hell for blasphemy, if the wheelchair spun around and there was a crippled up dwarf in there.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Anarchic Wild Child
He wouldn't be able to reach the top shelf ???Originally Posted by unstuck
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Hardcore Punk
The nice lady who everyone Assumes is ripping off the system is getting it down for him/her/it.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Pasta La Vista
A burglar breaks into a house in the dead of the night.Out of the dark a voice says "Jesus is watching you".
He freaks out,looks around but sees nothing so continues with removing the valuables.The voice says again"Jesus is watching you and he's not happy".
Still he sees nothing so continues with his nefarious activities when the voice says "Jesus is watching you and he will do some thing about it soon".
He spins around and notices a parrot in a cage watching him."Is that you talking?" he asks.The parrot replies "Of course it is stupid.I'm Moses".
"What sort of owner would call their parrot Moses?" asks the bad boy.
"The sort that would name their pitbull Jesus" replies the parrot.
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Anarchic Wild Child
Oh .. yeah .. I wasn't assuming she was ripping off the system either ... This is a joke thread after all ...The nice lady who everyone Assumes is ripping off the system is getting it down for him/her/it.
PS
"You must spread some reputation around ..." That was funny !!!You guys would all go to hell for blasphemy, if the wheelchair spun around and there was a crippled up dwarf in there.
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Forum whore
You're a Social Worker aren't ya unstuck?The nice lady who everyone Assumes is ripping off the system is getting it down for him/her/it.
Hardcore Punk
Social wanker more like.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
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